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PhillyKev

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Phil and Bill, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

One day Phil calls Bill and says: "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars."

Bill replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you...."

Phil interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard...a thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"

Bill says, "OK OK I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"






Phil answers, "Eleven years."

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