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Bytch Boogie Designated Driver!!!!;)



Good to know....I'm sure I'll need a ride back from Hirams Friday night....or maybe you'll have to drive my truck back if we have to take my it over to Hirams... Oh, BTW...a couple pics of it are attached...think you can drive it? ;)

Mike

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think you can drive it?



That little Tonka Toy....? It had better be stick :ph34r:

roflmao.....;)



Damn...I been busted down a peg! Well, you're gonna hate my real truck then....only need a half ladder to get into it, instead of an extension ladder like that other truck.. DOH!@#

Mike

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What? Noonish??? Geez, even I'll be up and ready to jump before noon!!!



Ok then YOU call up my little baby (the last one I'll ever have!) and tell him why mommy can't watch him play soccer. :P Of course you know that if I don't go, that will be the one game he scores a goal while being a defender and I'll never hear the end of it the rest of my life! :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You get to play AND he has a better chance to score a goal from defense. (It's Murphy's law afterall!) Isn't decades of abuse worth it? :D

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
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Ok then YOU call up my little baby (the last one I'll ever have!) and tell him why mommy can't watch him play soccer.


Just tell him you can't be there cuz I'm a bitch. Err, cuz I'm the bytch.

It's okay. Go watch him play. He's only gonna be a soccer star for a few more years, you gotta catch as many games as you can.:)
But I'm still gonna give you shit about it when you get here. :P

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REAL NICE...get all our hopes up to see "the MAMA" and now she won't even be there but for maybe a handful of jumps....



Sorry...kids first, skydiving second. That's the way it will always be. I owe it to them. :)
Besides, I'll be there on Sunday too. I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities to show me how much you have improved! B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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get all our hopes up to see "the MAMA" and now she won't even be there but for maybe a handful of jumps....



And what jumps she is there for will be whiney...

"It's too windy"
"I'm cold"
"I don't like to pack"
"I'm scared of helicopters"
"There's a cloud in Pensacola - can we go on a weather hold?"

:P:P:P

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

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"It's too windy"
"I'm cold"
"I don't like to pack"
"I'm scared of helicopters"
"There's a cloud in Pensacola - can we go on a weather hold?"



:D:D:D:D:D:D

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But I'm still gonna give you shit about it when you get here.



Can I give her shit too ? :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Can I give her shit too ?



No, you may not. You may follow me around and fan me with palm fronds, peel me grapes and pack for me though! ;) Oh, and you can also beat up Brian for being so mean to me. B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I can do the best fanning and peeling you'll ever see........but you'll have to pack for yourself. It's the only way you'll learn.

And I don't want to hit Brian.....I heard he bruises like a girl, but I can't remember who told me. :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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With all this partying on Friday night, it looks like you all might have hangovers and will sleep in.



There will be plenty of time to sleep when you are dead. I plan to be there early.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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but you'll have to pack for yourself. It's the only way you'll learn.



Oh, I can pack just fine now. I just wanted to find more ways to take advantage of you. ;)

By the way, I just bought a new comforter for the guest room bed, you will sleep in Martha Stewert style. :P You're going to be my first guest, so you know what that means!



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are you making brian sleep in one of those hamster tunnel annexes?



Yes, Brian gets the hampster annex. For fun, I think we should make a big, plastic ball and stick him in it and watch him run around. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Did you say you had done every single person who packed for you since Memorial Day?

Hoohoo hoo ha ha ha! I am dieing here!



Stacy, add Skymonkeyone to the smackdown list. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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