elfanie 0 #1 February 23, 2004 I'm actually curious to see how many ladies admit to faking it... vs. how many guys know about it... -------------------------------------------- Elfanie My Skydiving Page Fly Safe - Soft Landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #2 February 23, 2004 Hmmmm...whats with that stool and bright light??? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #3 February 23, 2004 what about "I'm a guy and I've faked it over the phone" Shame on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #4 February 23, 2004 What about the "I'm a guy and the beer is wearing off so I faked it" option? Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 February 23, 2004 I have never faked it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TribalTalon 0 #6 February 23, 2004 ROFL!!! i love it. guys dont care as long as they get some. i've faked it before once when i was fucking this really really freaky stripper chick, i mean, i'm pretty kinky but she was just... insane. lol. she had me doing all kinds of weird stuff, and then when she was on top of me and i'm thinking wtf did i get myself into, she starts making these gorilla/monkey sounds like hooting or something. Sounded like something you'd hear on a show about mating primates on the discovery channel. at that point i was like holy shit, went oh oh oh and got her off me, ran into the other room, put some clothes on, called my buddy, told him to call me back in 10 mins, went back to the room, and walla, he calls me, i act all panicked, tell her i gotta go, family emergency, and she left. WHEW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #7 February 23, 2004 I am a guy...and I have no clue whether or not a woman has faked it with me. I will say that I doubt it has happened within the past few years. My belief is that when it comes to sexuality, experience is everything. My hope is that most women stop faking it by the time their 30's come around. Because ladies, your man (unless he doesn't care about the physical you or isn't too bright) will know that it will be fake. You can feel it happening in more ways than one (usually) for crying out loud. At least for me it has become fairly obvious what is happening. Thank god we have these indications to gauge things. In my opinion, this would be a difficult performance to lip-sinc. <---- Yes...LOL, that is a metaphor. In any case, at this point, a woman faking an orgasm would be apparent. And it would appear dishonest to me because she would be trying to make a big deal out of nothing. Then they will just get the boot anyway cause that is bullshit. Why would I want my woman to lie to me? Why should men give a crap if the woman can or can not cum? If a woman can't get it 'goin-on" by the time we are lying there afterward <...trying to figure out what just happened LOL > then they are probably out of touch with themselves (physically or emotionally speaking, at least). The thing is that if I am with someone who wants to be with me, then there isn't much more to worry about. Sorry if this sounds abrasive, but at least it is candid. My hallucination is that being comfortable with yourself is part of sexuality. If you need to lie about an orgasm (or anything really), then you aren't very comfortable with yourself. Does this make sense??? Food for thought. hmmm...any takers. ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #8 February 23, 2004 I'm sure someone has faked it. Though if so, couldn't have been many times. If so, they'd want to stop at some point. Usually, though, they don't want to stop. Of course, I'm sure someone has someone in their list, that if polled, would say, BORING... So there. Odd question truly. Who'd want to do it without the O? Please, no one respond with the obvious shit here. I don't want to hear "because if you love them" etc...etc... All the usual is expected of course. Let's not discuss the obvious. jjf - gonna show her my O face.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pleifer 0 #9 February 23, 2004 where is the poll option for I'm a guy and has faked it? no really _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #10 February 24, 2004 Quotewhere is the poll option for I'm a guy and has faked it? no really Dood - change your women.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stuffit 0 #11 February 24, 2004 QuoteIf you need to lie about an orgasm (or anything really), then you aren't very comfortable with yourself. Does this make sense??? It doesnt have anything to do with the woman being comfortable with herself. She justs wants to make you feel like a stud so that you will buy her something expensive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #12 February 24, 2004 So much for my lesson in INTEGRITY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jdfreefly 1 #13 February 24, 2004 One night while playing truth or dare with a few girls from down the street, I was dared to fake an orgasm. I stood up, and started "ooh"ing and "ah"ing and getting louder and louder......then I spit on the coffee table! Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pleifer 0 #14 February 24, 2004 no there is just something about going on for hours... after like the thir........ ah never mind.... yup changing women _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #15 February 24, 2004 Well i can say that I have never faked it....I can say that I have just flat out stoped because of the infamous "Wiskey dick" and I dont think a woman has ever faked it with me, but who knows."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #16 February 24, 2004 Ok, I'll be perfectly honest...I've faked it before.Mostly because the guy in question fell in the "I'm a guy, and I've never paid enough attention to know if they've orgasmed or not" or "I'm a guy, and who cares so long as I get satisfied" category. I have no problems with telling/showing someone what I want.But teaching will only work as far as the "student" cares to learn. It has nothing to do with my lack of sexuality.I can take care of myself after hes asleep and snoring. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FrogNog 1 #17 February 24, 2004 The poll lacks a subtle version I go with: my job is to make sure she _appears_ to be enjoying herself. If she's faking it, not my issue. So, I pay enough attention to, er, satisfy my contractual obligations, so to speak. I'm just not responsible for someone else's games. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #18 February 24, 2004 Here's one. I faked it once. I was not going to get there anytime soon, I was actually beginning to chaif and well, it began to stop being enjoyable so I faked it. The next day I was in so much pain. That's what happens when I try to get some after drinking a bottle of wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #19 February 24, 2004 .I can take care of myself after hes asleeping and snoring. That is beautiful! So why does "he" have to be asleep? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #6 February 23, 2004 ROFL!!! i love it. guys dont care as long as they get some. i've faked it before once when i was fucking this really really freaky stripper chick, i mean, i'm pretty kinky but she was just... insane. lol. she had me doing all kinds of weird stuff, and then when she was on top of me and i'm thinking wtf did i get myself into, she starts making these gorilla/monkey sounds like hooting or something. Sounded like something you'd hear on a show about mating primates on the discovery channel. at that point i was like holy shit, went oh oh oh and got her off me, ran into the other room, put some clothes on, called my buddy, told him to call me back in 10 mins, went back to the room, and walla, he calls me, i act all panicked, tell her i gotta go, family emergency, and she left. WHEW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 February 23, 2004 I am a guy...and I have no clue whether or not a woman has faked it with me. I will say that I doubt it has happened within the past few years. My belief is that when it comes to sexuality, experience is everything. My hope is that most women stop faking it by the time their 30's come around. Because ladies, your man (unless he doesn't care about the physical you or isn't too bright) will know that it will be fake. You can feel it happening in more ways than one (usually) for crying out loud. At least for me it has become fairly obvious what is happening. Thank god we have these indications to gauge things. In my opinion, this would be a difficult performance to lip-sinc. <---- Yes...LOL, that is a metaphor. In any case, at this point, a woman faking an orgasm would be apparent. And it would appear dishonest to me because she would be trying to make a big deal out of nothing. Then they will just get the boot anyway cause that is bullshit. Why would I want my woman to lie to me? Why should men give a crap if the woman can or can not cum? If a woman can't get it 'goin-on" by the time we are lying there afterward <...trying to figure out what just happened LOL > then they are probably out of touch with themselves (physically or emotionally speaking, at least). The thing is that if I am with someone who wants to be with me, then there isn't much more to worry about. Sorry if this sounds abrasive, but at least it is candid. My hallucination is that being comfortable with yourself is part of sexuality. If you need to lie about an orgasm (or anything really), then you aren't very comfortable with yourself. Does this make sense??? Food for thought. hmmm...any takers. ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #8 February 23, 2004 I'm sure someone has faked it. Though if so, couldn't have been many times. If so, they'd want to stop at some point. Usually, though, they don't want to stop. Of course, I'm sure someone has someone in their list, that if polled, would say, BORING... So there. Odd question truly. Who'd want to do it without the O? Please, no one respond with the obvious shit here. I don't want to hear "because if you love them" etc...etc... All the usual is expected of course. Let's not discuss the obvious. jjf - gonna show her my O face.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #9 February 23, 2004 where is the poll option for I'm a guy and has faked it? no really _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 24, 2004 Quotewhere is the poll option for I'm a guy and has faked it? no really Dood - change your women.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuffit 0 #11 February 24, 2004 QuoteIf you need to lie about an orgasm (or anything really), then you aren't very comfortable with yourself. Does this make sense??? It doesnt have anything to do with the woman being comfortable with herself. She justs wants to make you feel like a stud so that you will buy her something expensive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #12 February 24, 2004 So much for my lesson in INTEGRITY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #13 February 24, 2004 One night while playing truth or dare with a few girls from down the street, I was dared to fake an orgasm. I stood up, and started "ooh"ing and "ah"ing and getting louder and louder......then I spit on the coffee table! Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #14 February 24, 2004 no there is just something about going on for hours... after like the thir........ ah never mind.... yup changing women _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #15 February 24, 2004 Well i can say that I have never faked it....I can say that I have just flat out stoped because of the infamous "Wiskey dick" and I dont think a woman has ever faked it with me, but who knows."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #16 February 24, 2004 Ok, I'll be perfectly honest...I've faked it before.Mostly because the guy in question fell in the "I'm a guy, and I've never paid enough attention to know if they've orgasmed or not" or "I'm a guy, and who cares so long as I get satisfied" category. I have no problems with telling/showing someone what I want.But teaching will only work as far as the "student" cares to learn. It has nothing to do with my lack of sexuality.I can take care of myself after hes asleep and snoring. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #17 February 24, 2004 The poll lacks a subtle version I go with: my job is to make sure she _appears_ to be enjoying herself. If she's faking it, not my issue. So, I pay enough attention to, er, satisfy my contractual obligations, so to speak. I'm just not responsible for someone else's games. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #18 February 24, 2004 Here's one. I faked it once. I was not going to get there anytime soon, I was actually beginning to chaif and well, it began to stop being enjoyable so I faked it. The next day I was in so much pain. That's what happens when I try to get some after drinking a bottle of wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #19 February 24, 2004 .I can take care of myself after hes asleeping and snoring. That is beautiful! So why does "he" have to be asleep? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #20 February 24, 2004 I didn't vote because I have not had anyone admit to faking it. I guess the odds are that it has happened. I was clueless in high school and college, but had lots of fun._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #21 February 24, 2004 QuoteThat is beautiful! So why does "he" have to be asleep? LOL! no reason, I was just using an example like "He didnt care as long as he got his.When it was over and done with, after he was asleep and snoring I took care of myself since he couldnt do the job right." He doesnt have to be asleep..thats part of the "teach and learn" part. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
