Blowjob lawsuit

[mr2mk1g 10]

HA HA HA, I’ve just been asked to give advice on a case where a car accident happened because the female front seat passenger was giving the driver a blow job. How the hell are we going to word the court papers to that?

[katiebear21 0]

Whatchu know about the "bobber"?

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[Zeemax 0]

i refer my learned friend to the accident whose catalyst was an incident involving felatio...


felatio's a great word...

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[mr2mk1g 10]

I'm planning on using it in the pleadings

I told the solicitor dealing with the file to ask if there were any bite marks

[Zeemax 0]

have you questioned wether he, ahem, popped his cork?

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[DTOXX 0]

Perhaps the movie "The World According to Garp" will help?

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D.T. Holder
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[mr2mk1g 10]

Thats the best bit... apparently he only came off the road as he "came up to the bend"... but apparently there is no bend down the road they were on.

I just wonder if "came up to the bend" is a euphemism for something?

[turtlespeed 226]

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Thats the best bit... apparently he only came off the road as he "came up to the bend"... but apparently there is no bend down the road they were on.

I just wonder if "came up to the bend" is a euphemism for something?

I prefer the term " ROAD HEAD" works for me.

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

Bwahahahaaaa...

Apparently she blew it, then he did!

Is he gonna sue her for pain and suffering?? Then what would her defense be? It was an accident? "He took a right-hand turn too fast and my face accidentally fell onto his penis."?? Oh this could be lotsa fun!!!

~Jaye
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[craichead 0]

I think the movie "Parenthood" would be more applicable... Also, in "Garp," didn't the dude get his penis accidentally bitten off when the car was rear-ended?! EEK!

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[DTOXX 0]

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Also, in "Garp," didn't the dude get his penis accidentally bitten off when the car was rear-ended?! EEK! _Pm

That would be the scene I was thinking of.

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[riddler 0]

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That would be the scene I was thinking of.

Similar scene in Steve Martin's "Parenthood". There is very little original humor anymore.

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[SlyFox 0]

I guess that gives new meaning to a "Head on collision"

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I guess that gives new meaning to a "Head on collision"

Aha...haha...haaaa.....!!

~Jaye
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[FIREFLYR 0]

When getting head while driving ALWAYS wear a seatbelt!

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[diverdriver 7]

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I'm planning on using it in the pleadings

I told the solicitor dealing with the file to ask if there were any bite marks

Happened for real in a plane crash. Pilot (male) was missing appendage. Said appendage was then found complete in passenger's (female) esophogas.

Another reason to not drive "distracted". But hey, sometimes it's just fun as hell!

[cloudseeker2001 0]

It happened to a former Houston Oiler about 12 years ago while trying to make a sharp curve on the freeway. Only it was his special male friend who giving BJ! The Oiler hit a bump, his friend bit it off, and then he drove off the ramp and landed below the ramp about 50ft. His friend was killed in the crash and he was bad shape, but, he was able to shoot himself when he realized what had happened. True story...........

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others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[PhillyKev 0]

I just searched like crazy and can't find that story anywhere. You sure it's not an urban legend?

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.htm

[jumperconway 0]

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I just searched like crazy and can't find that story anywhere. You sure it's not an urban legend?

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.htm

No it's not legend it actually happened a couple of blocks from my office. We couldn't believe it when it happened.

[cloudseeker2001 0]

No, it was a total cover up by HFD and HPD......yep, it happened alright! I cannot remember his name, Conway may remember.

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others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[FrogNog 1]

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I'm planning on using it in the pleadings

I told the solicitor dealing with the file to ask if there were any bite marks

Happened for real in a plane crash. Pilot (male) was missing appendage. Said appendage was then found complete in passenger's (female) esophogas.

Another reason to not drive "distracted". But hey, sometimes it's just fun as hell!

Isn't this what autopilot is for? And aren't there FAA rules for this having to do with airspace, weather, day/night, altitude, and crewing requirements?

I mean, I would _never_ be getting plane head on final or something. That's just dangerous.

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[sdgregory 0]

So what kind of accident was it? Did he "nail someone in the rear" while getting head?

He musta had his "Head Light" on.

[bshl 0]

We need details! You don't have to be specific but who's bringing what kind of suit against whom?

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[VectorBoy 0]

Reminds me of once in the military about 20 of us had to give the squadron vice commander and first shirt, in a formal inquiry, an explaination of what we saw and who was involved with one girl from another squadron (right )outside the barracks ( behind some bushes, on the grass). We were all already under house arrest for previous unforgivable infractions.

They where worried about a major chunk of their guys getting charged with rape. I was responsible for most of the guys and was outside myself ( not involved directly ). Tried to use big words to describe an all hands ten person Blow job, couldn't even find the words to describe the following gangbang. All the while the Officers and the NCOs were trying to hold back from laughing so hard... A lot like the scene in the movie Porkys with the principle, the coaches and the female coach wanting a pecker line up.

Actually thanks to our former prez all the legal terms should be figured out for use in court. It will be smoothe unless beavis and butthead are on the jury.

[mr2mk1g 10]

I was only asked to advise on the drafting of the court papers. We are representing the 4 teenage passengers - three in the back seat; one was the front seat passenger. The driver was 16 or 17 and disqualified from driving after an earlier offence. The car was stolen. No other cars were involved. Very funny case - almost as ridiculous as an exam question.

I don't think the front seat passenger is going to recover much in the way of damages... she surly has to accept a large percentage of contributory negligence. The others were dumb for being there; I have no sympathy - thats why I don't normally do claimant work.