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Islandcool

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Free to a good home: my roommate. So I'm over here recovering from a surgery I had and I've got about 8 more weeks of being grounded. :( I've got a new Mirage container that I'm dying to Jump sitting in the corner of the apt. What do I get to hear everyday... Wooohooo "I'm going skydiving this weekend!" "Yeah the weather is awesome!" "Yeah new skill program at Elsinore I can't wait!" Man tourture me some more girl. So some one take her away for a few months. She can't cook to well but she does a mean load of laundry. And if you take her don't forget to send me the rent before the end of the month.

Either that or please send me suggestions on how to reasonably off someone or myself for cheap. [:/]

Ed

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Is she paper trained or house broken? How much room does she require?



I dunno she has her own bathroom and I don't go in there. Might have a box of tampons hanging out on the back of the toilet so I don't risk it. [:/] Dude... I'll throw in 2 sunday papers just in case.

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Has she had all her shots? Dewormed? Does she shed? Is it okay if I feed her scraps from the table?



Shots are good and no worms. She does shed all over the place tho. As far as scraps that's her favorite. She's usually waiting at the door when I come back from a date so she can eat the leftover food I brought home!

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Might have a box of tampons hanging out on the back of the toilet so I don't risk it.



Holy shit! not TAMPONS! :D get her out of the house quick!

I'll take her place after what she said about the view and the proximity to DZ's... :D
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Okay, this is just MEAN. . .I mean, I put up with his "obsessing" about chicks and stuff and all that and this is what I get in return? Hmmmmm. . .:P

Hey, Islandcool. . .It is your fault for taking me to the dropzone this past summer in the first place. . .

For those who care, I am housebroken and there is NO box of tampons on the back of the toilet. . .besides, I am the BEST roommate ever. . .B|
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why not?



I prefer to keep them put away, thank you. . .nice and tidy. . .and NOT VISIBLE. . .
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Darcy

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why not?



Nothing worse than trying to take a piss and being distracted with a box of tampons sitting on the back of the toilet describing the elctrogilde applicator with soft velvety tip. :|



Is it just wrong to get turned on by this?:D:D:o
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Is it just wrong to get turned on by this?



Turtle. . .you are just sooo darn cute. . .gotta come out and play sometime. . .B|
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NO box of tampons on the back of the toilet

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why not?



Nothing worse than trying to take a piss and being distracted with a box of tampons sitting on the back of the toilet describing the elctrogilde applicator with soft velvety tip. :|



Is it just wrong to get turned on by this?:D:D:o



Dude Don't get me started on the period thing... Ok so do you want her or not. I got guys lining up around the block to take her. :D

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Ok so do you want her or not. I got guys lining up around the block to take her.



Dude. . .I still gotta practice packing your old rig. . .so you can't get rid of me yet. . .I get tested out this weekend so you will have to wait to send me away. . .lol

;)
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Darcy

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something about electroglide that gave me a buzz



Okay, you and the Turtle are scaring me now. . .lol

:S
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Darcy

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Admit it, Ed...you LUV Darcy...



Luv's to torture me is more like it. . .LOL. . .

Hey Rosa, when you leaving for Mardi Gras. . .
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Darcy

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I hope that I can rest a little. If not, I would take Islandcool up on that offer and take you off his hands. LOL!



Girlie. . .I would go in a heartbeat. . .we would have WAY too much fun. . .HEHEHE (but no jello shots okay?)
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