happythoughts 0 #1 February 27, 2004 I didn't make this up - Clicky Go ahead, try to not read this. What kind of game involves putting your member in a padlock? How'd you like to be the new guy on this call? "Sure Kirov, we always let the new guy put the vasoline on the penis in the padlock." "Just to break you in. Sure, we've all had to do this." "Be careful with that (ouch) saw." Think of the new advantages, he'll be able to pee around corners. Maybe reach the G-spot from the edge of the bed. QuoteA Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock. Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong. A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function." Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #2 February 27, 2004 Ouch. Did you know that is is possible to fracture the erect penis? It's not common, but it happens. Painful and nasty, it is...Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 February 27, 2004 QuoteDid you know that is is possible to fracture the erect penis? It's not common, but it happens. Painful and nasty, it is... Yes, I did know that, but all men have made an agreement never to mention it. Instead, we just cover our groinicles with our hands at the mention of it. Like when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos during the baseball segments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 February 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteDid you know that is is possible to fracture the erect penis? It's not common, but it happens. Painful and nasty, it is... Yes, I did know that, but all men have made an agreement never to mention it. Instead, we just cover our groinicles with our hands at the mention of it. Like when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos during the baseball segments. Exactly! *ouch*So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 27, 2004 The pool pump story It has happened before. Lakeland, Fl. It is on Snopes as true. How'd you like to be famous on the Internet as the "pool pump" guy? QuotePolice and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool. Must have been interesting explaining that to the paramedics. "I was just swimming by and it grabbed me..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 February 27, 2004 Yeeowwweee! I remember that story. A friend of mine was a surgeon, and shared a story of a guy who came into the emergency room with an extrememely swollen penis. Apparently, he was having sex with his wife, and during one of the "cycles" he missed the intended target, snapped some cartilege...okay...gotta stop now....... ouchSo I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 February 27, 2004 Quotegroinicles GREAT new word!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 February 27, 2004 QuoteParamedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and authorities freed the man after about 40 minutes. I'm sure it would have been free sooner, except the poor paramedic kept having to get up and walk around the corner to calm down from laughing so hard he couldn't see straight!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 27, 2004 It seems to me that applying the lubricant wasn't going to help him get free faster. I'm thinking that being the "lube application" guy wasn't a popular job either. "Umm...could I get the cute policewoman to apply it?" It would be easier if they had just gone to the motels ice machine and put a bag of ice in an appropriate spot. Shrinkage! Either that or show him a picture of Hillary Rottweiller Clinton in a thong. (Try and get rid of that visual ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #10 February 27, 2004 Quote"Umm...could I get the cute policewoman to apply it?" That may have had the opposite effect. QuoteEither that or show him a picture of Hillary Rottweiller Clinton in a thong. (Try and get rid of that visual ) [singing/shouting]LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA[/singing/shouting]---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
