JJohnson 0 #26 February 27, 2004 "Bridges" was basically the average plot for a lame porn flick....."Oh Hi lady....I'm just taking some pictures of these bridges.... "Oh really!" says the women. "I've never seen a real photograhper before...wanna fuck?" You're right, if there had been violence or some smoking sex....blockbuster!JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #27 February 27, 2004 Nope! Too much traffic for THAT path_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 February 27, 2004 Exactly. Instead of the knock at the door and "pizza guy! Thank god, I was out of batteries", it was "I hear the knocking of footsteps on the wooden bridge, I feel so moist." Almost exactly the same plot. Seems like someone would have shot Meryl in an earlier film. "Are you done crying yet? No? Here's something to cry about... " Those pink puffy eyes remind me of how pitiful the make-up test bunny looks on the PETA commercials. It's not the same though, I like bunnies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #29 February 27, 2004 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You know who else looks real rough now is Kathleen Turner. She was on some talk show the other night. I only recognized her voice....JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #30 February 27, 2004 Where's the I am a male and yes I have option? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 February 27, 2004 Kathleen Turner has always had a voice that I can only characterize as "husky". Kind of a deep-throated rumble. I always figured that with 10 years and a pack of Camels, she'd be the archetypical Waffle House waitress. "What'll it be honey? Oh Geez, make it fast, I can't stand here all day, I got a bad stomach or sumpin'." My ex looked like Kim Bassinger (except the bod), but she had the hair, eyes, features. She played it up too, got the same hair style. From the shoulders up, they were twins. Now she looks like twins by herself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #32 February 27, 2004 I think I've mentioned this before but my bestfriends ex married a pornstar. He met her in Tahoe and apparently she was impressed that he was going to Topgun so she latched on. Don't think she's working anymore because she just had another baby. She was touring strip clubs and worked as an escort for awhile. Now that she can't work and isn't bringing in the dough she apparently wanted her husband to quit paying child support to my friend and support only their children. Guess she's not accustomed to living on a Navy LT's salary. She had to be the craziest chick I've ever met in my life and looked nothing like she did on the web. Her porn name was JR Carrington.... Anyway, what seemed exciting to him at first is now apparently a big pain in the ass... .funny considering her claim to fame was "the reigning queen of anal sex." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #33 February 27, 2004 QuoteHer porn name was JR Carrington She was great in "Just Anal #7" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #34 February 27, 2004 QuoteShe was great in "Just Anal #7 ewwwwwwwwwwwww........we joke about how she had to stitch her ass shut to keep shit from falling out of her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #35 February 27, 2004 Nope not a chance, it would kind of kill the relationship when your in the mood, and your wife says "Not tonight that 3 way triple penetration with a facial at the end, kinda made me a little sore, maybe tomorrow I should be fine then, but we have to be quick Im doing a Gang bang scene the next day" Yeah that would kind of ruin it for me. And could you imagine meeting your parents, mom says "So what does your lovely wife do for a living"? And you get to say "She has sex with multiple men on camera and then gets a bath in Dna after" That makes for a successfull marriage. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #36 February 27, 2004 Honestly, no.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #37 February 27, 2004 QuoteExactly. Instead of the knock at the door and "pizza guy! Thank god, I was out of batteries", it was "I hear the knocking of footsteps on the wooden bridge, I feel so moist." Almost exactly the same plot. "Hey lady! Did you order a pepperoni pizza?! Well here's the pizza! And here's the pepperoni! " LOLOLOL mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #38 February 28, 2004 QuoteJust curious, Could you get passed that? This is if they told you upfront what they did for a living. Peace Nope. Definitely not. I most certainly could not get past it. No way, no how. I find it surprising that so many men really wouldn't mind dating a porn star, though. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SublimeBreeze 0 #39 February 28, 2004 Not to hijack my own post but ladies you ever get turned on by softcore porn? Peace Sean Sean In Thailand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #40 February 28, 2004 QuoteI saw Marilyn Chambers do an interview one time. She said that "she had never been unfaithful to her husband." (MC is a pornstar with a long and lustrous career) A lot of porn stars insist they're just ordinary people when they're not working. I imagine some are, though there are more than a few with serious drug problems, or who have committed suicide. Marilyn Chambers has been around for over thirty years and is still making the occasional film in her fifties (she still looks good too). Don't know if I'd want sex with a porn star or not. If it happened naturally, then alright, but a date should also be about two people being themselves and having a good time. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #41 February 28, 2004 No way I would date some lady who gets nailed in all holes for money. Once a slut always a slut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #42 February 28, 2004 No way dude.. Like my Women Straight... dont NEEDno other pokers around The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
