wendybird 0 #1 February 28, 2004 HOTHOTHOT! We're at my place. We're bored. I have a turkey (doesn't everyone have a spare turkey in their mudroom?). I have some Franks. I have a lot of oil (hehehe). I have one of them turkey fryer thingies. I have a digi-cam. We got stupid. See below ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #2 February 28, 2004 Nice! I love a girl that knows how to fry a turkey! - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #3 February 28, 2004 Can't wait to meet you crazies at the fundraiser. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #4 February 29, 2004 Apparent insanity is such a turn on Want to fedex me some of that turkey? I'm all hungry now 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #5 February 29, 2004 OK.... Two thing. Hot Sauce is Zen to my house. The "boys" and I have a big hot sauce hobby. Secondly? You two are too much fun. I'm done, jackIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #6 February 29, 2004 Hmmmm...are we sure that its the turkey thats sick??? Have fun guys dont do anything the rest of us would'nt do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #7 February 29, 2004 QuoteHmmmm...are we sure that its the turkey thats sick??? , it didn't make it, but we tried everything we could. See below ...Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #8 February 29, 2004 You girls crack me up. Give Renee a big hug from me. That girl needs to get a job, cause she's having way too much fun not working. First she comes out here for a visit, then to your place, then she's whore herself out to Sunny for a free Las Vegas trip. Must be nice.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #9 February 29, 2004 Brilliant!!Did you take autopsy pic's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #10 February 29, 2004 QuoteBrilliant!!Did you take autopsy pic's? This is not for the squeamish or those that get sick at their stomache easily. We did in fact finish the autopsy, and somehow ended up with gruesome turkey parts on our laps while we were in a tryptophan-induced coma. I caution you -- do NOT view thes photos if you've been drinking and are thinking of throwing up anyway.Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 February 29, 2004 Renee looks dead. You guys stop having so much fun.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #12 February 29, 2004 "Renee looks dead. You guys stop having so much fun." Dont forget to post the "pillow fight" pic's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #13 February 29, 2004 QuoteDont forget to post the "pillow fight" pic's Hmmmmmmm...... she's sleeping now. Think I should oughta go in there and start one? ! ? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #14 February 29, 2004 Put her hand in a bowl of warm waterMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #15 February 29, 2004 QuotePut her hand in a bowl of warm water Well, I just happen to have some boiling water lying around. I was hoping to stave off the coalition of TASTEE (Turkeys Against Skydivers Turkey Eatin' Eros) by disposing of any traceable DNA -- think this'll work? If not, I suppose sticking Renees hand in it could be fun too ...Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #16 February 29, 2004 Well let's just say that I'm glad I won't be you if you use that.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #17 February 29, 2004 Hey!.....thats not a pillow fight pic! I've never seen turkey soup made in a wok before...what are your ingredients?...besides eeneR's hand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #18 February 29, 2004 QuoteHey!.....thats not a pillow fight pic! I've never seen turkey soup made in a wok before...what are your ingredients?...besides eeneR's hand? Dude, that's not a wok, it's a 12 quart stock pot taken from an apparently very bad camera angle! I can't tell you what's in the soup. While Renee's hand never did make it, there are parts of her dogs that may or may not still be attached. Hmm ... maybe that's why you thought it was a wok? As for the pillow fight -- there wasn't anyone here to take the photos/video. Perhaps you would like to volunteer next time? Oh! Oh! She'll be here this next weekend for the fundraiser! You could come then! (yet another shameless plug for the FUNDRAISER FOR INDIANA SKYDIVING ACADEMY COMING UP SATURDAY, MARCH 6TH)Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
