freeflir29 0 #1 February 29, 2004 An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly guy. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?" "Dunno ... never found the head!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #2 February 29, 2004 LOL! Sick man, sick 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 February 29, 2004 You sicko! I like it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 February 29, 2004 I don't really wanna hear about your date last night... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #5 February 29, 2004 ha ha Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 February 29, 2004 ROFLMAO!! Thanks! I needed that!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 February 29, 2004 BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 February 29, 2004 Damn, Ivan....you're on the ball today! Shall I get the handcuffs?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #9 February 29, 2004 Ohhhhh, get out more! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 February 29, 2004 Hey....I have been at a BOOGIE for a week. What the hell have you been up to? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 February 29, 2004 QuoteDamn, Ivan....you're on the ball today! Shall I get the handcuffs? And don't forget the whip __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #12 February 29, 2004 CLAY!!!!!-THAT IS JUST NASTY!!!! but funny as hell. Thanks for the Sunday laugh. You are so thoughtful!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
