Jayruss 0 #1 March 1, 2004 Divorce, Polish Style A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home, 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have two-car carport. Don't need grudge. LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't all the time like the music, but I answer yes." LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I always up before her. LAWYER: is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHES going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover." __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 March 1, 2004 True polish joke (even worse than yours): I used to live in Poland in the early 80's. One of my parent's friends was a scott with a very strong accent. One day he got into a cab and asked to go to the shopping centre (only works in a thick scott accent). The cabby duly took him as ordered to the Chopan Centre (square with a statue of Chopan in the middle) at the other end of town. (crap I know, but at least its true) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #3 March 1, 2004 What do you call a beautiful women in Poland? A tourist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koz2000 1 #4 March 1, 2004 Good for a laugh even to someone who is 1/4 polish D______________________________________________ - Does this small canopy make my balls look big? - J. Hayes - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
