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cyberskydive

Yo mommas so fat........:)

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Yo mamma's like a bowling ball

She gets picked up, fingered, rolled down the alley and comes back for more.

Your momma's like a tv set anyone can turn her on.

Your momma's like a bubble gum machine, a penny a blow.

Your momma's like the village bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

Oh yeah, and get off momma's I just got off yours.:D

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Your momma has a peg leg, with a kick stand....

your momma's so fat that we got on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's, and her skates went flat I got stuck in her but crack. But luckily I was held by the G strap.... - The Pharcyde

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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