wendybird 0 #1 March 2, 2004 OK. For those few of you that asked what you can do long distance for the Goshen (Indiana Skydiving Academy) fundraiser this weekend, here's a great idea! eeneR and I are auctioning ourselves off as (ahem) "love slaves". The really neat twist is that we thought it would be more interesting if we auctioned ourselves off as a package deal -- any guy reading this can't deny that the thought of getting two women over one is a very appealing one! But that's not where the long distance deal comes in -- we just HAD to get that off our chests (OK, OK, so eeneR is the only one with a real chest)! We were talking the other night about what we were going to wear for the shindig (as all chicks do, right???) and we just couldn't decide. So in the spirit of the we decided to change outfits as often as we could. You're asking "So the f*** what?", right? Well, this is where you come in. You agree to sponsor us for 5-10-15 bucks a change -- however much you want, and we provide the photo proof right here. Just a little forewarning -- we won't resemble the tomboy selves we normally are around DZs. We actually own girlie things, and even a few things that we wouldn't want anyone other than our friends to see. That's why we'll only post the photos here. Who else would possibly see them if they're only posted in a skydiver forum, right? We've already got one jumper/pilot out in CA that can't make it and is sponsoring us. I think he's still rolling around on the floor trying to picture us in movie-star evening gowns. A little question for eeneR though -- do you think we ought to charge double for the sponsors when they see the outfits we're going to wear for the auction portion of the evening? It'll take an awful lot of $$ to get me to allow *that* picture on the net! Get in touch with either one of us. We'd be happy to discuss our shameless whoring on Saturday night! btw -- if you ARE coming, please let Ward know by going to www.indianaskydivingacademy.com by tomorrow night. The chef would kinda like to know how many he's cooking for ... Blues.Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 March 2, 2004 QuoteJust a little forewarning -- we won't resemble the tomboy selves we normally are around DZs. We actually own girlie things And yes I will NOT have a baseball cap on!!! QuoteA little question for eeneR though -- do you think we ought to charge double for the sponsors when they see the outfits we're going to wear for the auction portion of the evening? It'll take an awful lot of $$ to get me to allow *that* picture on the net! Well do we want to charge double for it, or since it is half an outfit should we charge half? hrrmmm....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wardhessig 0 #3 March 2, 2004 All my prayers have been answered, count me in for ten bucks a change!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #4 March 2, 2004 does a thread count as an outfit? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #5 March 2, 2004 Bump. Don't forget where the money is going.Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #6 March 3, 2004 Quote A little question for eeneR though -- do you think we ought to charge double for the sponsors when they see the outfits we're going to wear for the auction portion of the evening? It'll take an awful lot of $$ to get me to allow *that* picture on the net! Maybe I'll bring my camera and take bids from guys to MAKE SURE it gets posted ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wardhessig 0 #7 March 3, 2004 I can't believe you cheap bastards won't pay to see hot chicks change clothes. They said I can help them change since I was the first to offer a sponsor. Who knows what they'll offer the next sponsor. see everyone Saturday, actually I'll see 3 of everyone Saturday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites