tunaplanet 0 #1 March 3, 2004 A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things - Condoms and Dramamine - for the man had the terrible misfortune of getting motion sickness on ships. So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise, and the man went in to get the necessary supplies. He walked up to the counter with a plenty-pack of condoms and asked for the largest bottle of Dramamine available. The pharmacist looked at him for a second and then asked him, "If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #2 March 3, 2004 Cute. A guy was complaining to a friend, "I'm sick with worry. I went with my wife to the doctor, but I can't remember if he said she has Alzheimer's or AIDS!" The friend says, "Easy! Put her in the car and drop her off wayyy across town. If she finds her way back, don't fuck 'er!!"-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 March 3, 2004 [Cricket Noise] Creeek ---- creek ------ creek------ [/cricket noise] =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #4 March 3, 2004 Not my fault, man -- I tried. -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #5 March 3, 2004 Whoah Dude, your joke was funny...... No offense!!! I love Dumb Jokes, you know I'm going to be spouting both these to my Girlfriend tomorrow!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
