Funny quotes from Mardi Gras?

[freeflir29 0]

So I remember one that stuck with me. Not the usualy yelling of "Cockatillios" but more off the wall stuff like

"I have corn issues."


What other good ones are out there?

[DJL 235]

Mel's explaination about how to not go low:

"Well, how about you just don't do that?"

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[n2skdvn 0]

some one shaking in front if the rum runner spigot
contemplating a drip and saying "alcohol abuse!!!"

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[yardhippie 0]

I remember something about the
"West Bestern"

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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[Kennedy 0]

I remember some pronounciation issues when I was packing up for the last time. Thankfully, I don't remember them and doubt anyone else will.

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[yardhippie 0]

I was repetedly laughed at for my temporary lack of speech skillz.

I think the "duct tape" is one of the classic moments...

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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[freeflir29 0]

That reminds me of funny moments of that night.....


"Yeah, I'll do it! Watch this shit" -Me referring to the "Earning Beads" task.


and a little later when Superwoman was leaving...


"Dammitt...she hit me in the nuts!"-Me again

[yardhippie 0]

what about the fuzzy pants and strap on?
cant belive I almost put that one out of my mind!!!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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[freeflir29 0]

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what about the fuzzy pants and strap on?

My memory must have been temporarily interrupted by beer. I don't have full memory of THAT conversation.

[Kennedy 0]

"I have no recollection of that alledged fact, Mr. Senator."

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[yardhippie 0]

and my MOST embarrasing moment.... when a called someone.... someone elses name!
and then did it AGAIN later... arrrrggg...
Im never gonna live that down.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[n2skdvn 0]

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and my MOST embarrasing moment.... when a called someone.... someone elses name!
and then did it AGAIN later... arrrrggg...
Im never gonna live that down.

nope you wont

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[Kennedy 0]

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My memory must have been temporarily interrupted by beer. I don't have full memory of THAT conversation.

speaking of temporary memory, would everyone who jumped with me on Saturday please let me know? I'm trying to fill out my log book.

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Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[kansasskydiver 0]

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I was repetedly laughed at for my temporary lack of speech skillz.

I think the "duct tape" is one of the classic moments...

dude... don't bring up the hamster joke again

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[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

I don't know how "funny" this is...
On Thursday night in the hotel bar, I could have sworn that some a**hole said, as I was walking by and heard my username being called out, "I'd recognize those breasteses anywhere."



Ahem...so...was that YOU, Clay?

If so, I was wearing a baggy shirt and a huge coat. Wtf are you talking about, dude? Anyhoo, I already explained how I feel about those comments in my PM to you. Btw, thanks for the explanation and new compliments in your latest PM...much better, sweetie.

[kansasskydiver 0]

favorite quotes would have to be

"DUCKY F*CKER" - kansasskydiver

"Fuck the fucking fuckers" - kansas

"don't break their face, push them into the fire!!!" kansas

"Dude, Amazon is eating N2!!!" - unknown

"Duct tape" - yardhippie

"Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (sheep)" - no comment

"West Bestern" - superwoman and casie

"talking about the horny gorilla in the gas station and the lady asking if we were skydivers lol" - kansas, yardhippie, casie, ducky

"when you fart in a sit, you can smell it" - brainded

"i'm gonna bitch about losing my helmet until i get a new helmet, then i'm STILL gonna bitch about losing my helmet" - brainded

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[freeflir29 0]

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"I'd recognize those breasteses anywhere."

I have no knowledge of any such incident, Senator."

[n2skdvn 0]

hey clay did your sheep get checked out by the tsa??

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[Yoshi 0]

had a few good quotes that will stick from this boogie

god I hate smoking...smoking sucks..I need to quit smoking-Mike Whittenburg

if you are comfortable with having your cypress on, you're NOT suckin' it down-Wyatt

You're really going to jump that- almost anyone who saw me pack...(psycho/trash pack that is)

Damn.........smokin'
-refering to the hottie PMS gals...you all rock

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[freeflir29 0]

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hey clay did your sheep get checked out by the tsa??

They didn't say anything about the sheep.....nor the 12 round magazine of Sig .357 that I forgot was in my bag.

[n2skdvn 0]

"got any sheep?" clay....and the clerk just pointing at the shelf

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[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

I have no knowledge of any such incident, Senator."

[freeflir29 0]

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Well, I know that there was drinking involved so I didn't hold it against you.

WOOOHOOOO..............Free Pass!!!!!!!!!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Well, I know that there was drinking involved so I didn't hold it against you.

WOOOHOOOO..............Free Pass!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but that was a one time thing. Any further offenses, and I may have to pull out my "Go to jail" card!!!

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[freeflir29 0]

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I still gave you a hug the next day, remember Clay?

And a very nice one it was.

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I may have to pull out my "Go to jail" card!!!

Ooohhh....do I get a spanking with that?