pop 0 #1 March 5, 2004 Foundthis in my email box today..... For all those men who say,"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you... Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 March 5, 2004 Many of us have switched to eating fish. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 March 5, 2004 I love eating fish as long as it doesnt smell like fish. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 March 5, 2004 What if it smells like sausage? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 March 5, 2004 Then I RUN!!!!! As fast as I can....screaming BLOODY MURDER, as I am puking and peeing on myself....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 March 5, 2004 Wuss. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 March 5, 2004 I bet you do the same7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 March 5, 2004 That was sofuknfunny!!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 March 5, 2004 When fish smells like sausage you should: A)Run away as fast as you can puking and peeing B)Continue eating the fish C)umm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #10 March 5, 2004 you shud... D) never find yourself in that situation in the first place,and if you do, get off the crack pipe.....crack is just not cool anymore7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 March 5, 2004 Quote crack is just not cool anymore Phuq.. I never got the memo... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 March 5, 2004 That's my fault. I used it for fire. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #13 March 5, 2004 But at least it kept us warm7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
