rhino 0 #1 March 8, 2004 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 March 8, 2004 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 March 8, 2004 Funny Joke, But it's going to be a pain in the neck to memorize that one to tell to your buddies at the water cooler at work.... I like it =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #4 March 8, 2004 I love stampsI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #5 March 8, 2004 QuoteI love stamps I thought you were just supposted to put them in a nice frame and keep them out of the sunlight - Isn't licking stamps in a stamp collectin a big no-no?? Who even collects stamps anymore??? Isn't that for losers who don't skydive?? =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
