Jayruss 0 #1 March 8, 2004 It was entrance testing day for the CIA, and the race was down to two men and one woman. They stood in a hallway with three doors, awaiting instructions for the next practice assignment. "You!" said the proctor to the first man. "Take this gun, go into this room, shoot and kill whoever you find there." Blanching, the man took the gun, crept into the first room, and jumped as the door clanged shut behind him. Silence followed. Suddenly, the door opened, and the man rushed out, sobbing. "What happened?" asked the other two. "It was my wife," he said. "I just couldn't do it." "You're next!" barked the proctor at the second man. "Same instructions." Trembling, the man took the gun, slunk into the second room, and disappeared behind the thick metal door. Silence reigned for an eternal minute, and then a single shot rang out. Everyone waited outside with bated breath for the man to emerge. He rushed out and sat in a corner, pulling his knees up and hiding his head behind them. "I couldn't do it," he blubbered over and over. "I just couldn't kill my wife!" "Your turn!" the proctor said, handing the gun to the woman. "Go inside and shoot whoever you find." Grasping her weapon, the woman pulled open the door to the third room. For a second, there was nothing but silence, but all of the sudden shot after shot rang out, followed by a loud clatter; a crashing and smashing like none that had been heard yet that day. The woman strode out, wiping her hands on her legs, and was accosted by the others. "What happened?!" they asked. "Well," she said, "it was my husband all right. At first the gun stuck, but I got it working pretty quickly. Then it turned out the gun was only loaded with blanks, so I had to use a chair." The moral of the story is: beware. Women are evil and resourceful. Don't mess with them. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #2 March 8, 2004 LMFAO There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
