skygod7777 0 #1 March 10, 2004 funny enough i saw my teacher, my 6th period teach too (my lunch period). . he was like kelly what the hell are you doing here. so i told him well the same thing you are, getting lunch. he just laughed and was like don't be late to class well all i know now is that i hope he hasn't changed his mind about not turning me in . oh well. sorry, i just found i amusing. it's ok if it's just me because i don't care. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 10, 2004 Its not bad until a teacher bumms a smoke off of you after class. Trust me.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #3 March 10, 2004 QuoteIts not bad until a teacher bumms a smoke off of you after class. Trust me. that would be funny if it happened. but i don't smoke so i guess i wouldn't have that happen to me. but that would be funny. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #4 March 10, 2004 "so i went to subway today, and.... " ------------------------------------------------------------ Let me guess, you met Jared? -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 March 10, 2004 I thought for sure you were going to say you got another ticket on your way there. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #6 March 10, 2004 This was a hilarious story. I wish I had half those big of balls when I was in high school. I was a pussy in high school. Alright, so long as we're trading Subway stories, short version of a long-ass Subway story: I go into a Subway in a gas station with a $5 Subway gift certificate, and $.50 in my pocket. I want to get cash for it to buy Red Bull instead. I go up to the counter, hand them my gift certificate, they tell me that they can't give me cash, I have to buy shit with it at Subway. I argue for a while, I'm very pissed. So I walk over, buy a chocolate chip cookie (which costs $.50). Hand them my $5 gift certificate. They give me $4.50 in cash back. I reach in my pocket, slam my other $.50 down on the table, and say "can I have a $5 bill for this?" They give it to me, I walk to the back of the store, grab two Red Bulls, pay for them, and call the cashier a bitch after she calls me an asshole on my way out the door. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 March 10, 2004 Quote I argue for a while, I'm very pissed. slam my other $.50 down on the table, call the cashier a bitch after she calls me an asshole on my way out the door. If you're that high strung, you might want to cut back on the Red Bull intake. Oh and skydiving might be a little to "intense" Last time I checked "Subway Sandwiches" was not a finacial institution (read: Bank) ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #8 March 10, 2004 QuoteQuote I argue for a while, I'm very pissed. slam my other $.50 down on the table, call the cashier a bitch after she calls me an asshole on my way out the door. If you're that high strung, you might want to cut back on the Red Bull intake. Oh and skydiving might be a little to "intense" Last time I checked "Subway Sandwiches" was not a finacial institution (read: Bank) HAHAH --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #9 March 10, 2004 Yeah screw you. So I'm a little high strung. But never...I repeat never...will I lay off my Red Bull. I need help... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #10 March 10, 2004 Quotefunny enough i saw my teacher, my 6th period teach too (my lunch period). . he was like kelly what the hell are you doing here. so i told him well the same thing you are, getting lunch. he just laughed and was like don't be late to class well all i know now is that i hope he hasn't changed his mind about not turning me in . oh well. sorry, i just found i amusing. it's ok if it's just me because i don't care. later Just make sure you don't skip your English class. Ask the teacher for extra help with capitalization, sentence structure and the difference between contractions and possessives. -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #11 March 10, 2004 rotflmao...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #12 March 10, 2004 QuoteThis was a hilarious story. I wish I had half those big of balls when I was in high school. I was a pussy in high school. Alright, so long as we're trading Subway stories, short version of a long-ass Subway story: I go into a Subway in a gas station with a $5 Subway gift certificate, and $.50 in my pocket. I want to get cash for it to buy Red Bull instead. I go up to the counter, hand them my gift certificate, they tell me that they can't give me cash, I have to buy shit with it at Subway. I argue for a while, I'm very pissed. So I walk over, buy a chocolate chip cookie (which costs $.50). Hand them my $5 gift certificate. They give me $4.50 in cash back. I reach in my pocket, slam my other $.50 down on the table, and say "can I have a $5 bill for this?" They give it to me, I walk to the back of the store, grab two Red Bulls, pay for them, and call the cashier a bitch after she calls me an asshole on my way out the door. I woulda taken you $5 and given you back your gift certificate but hey thats just me.. i work at kfc and am sick of dealing with people like you so what ya gonna do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #13 March 10, 2004 Quotefunny enough i saw my teacher, my 6th period teach too (my lunch period). . he was like kelly what the hell are you doing here. so i told him well the same thing you are, getting lunch. he just laughed and was like don't be late to class We used to skip out all the time and go to Taco Bell. Cool High School story I was in acting class...And we would take like 3-4 of us to go get something that the class needed. If caught the story went something like this: Teacher: What are you doing here? Us: getting batteries for the microphones. Teach: Why does it take 4 of you to get batteries? Us: Well, Bill drove cause he has a car, Mike knows what types of batteries to get, Laura has the money, and I'm here to make sure they don't fuck off. The teacher would just look at us with a dumb look. We used to go to Taco Bell so much on these trips that the teacher sent a runner to Taco Bell to tell us to get something else also once. I college I used to smoke a pipe with my History Professor. (Not a crack pipe)"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #14 March 10, 2004 QuoteJust make sure you don't skip your English class. Ask the teacher for extra help with capitalization, sentence structure and the difference between contractions and possessives. 6th period is english later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #15 March 10, 2004 You are too much Kelly! Glad ya got some good food instead of that shit they slop on plates and serve in the cafateriaTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #16 March 10, 2004 QuoteJust make sure you don't skip your English class. Ask the teacher for extra help with capitalization, sentence structure and the difference between contractions and possessives. ---Jeffrey No shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #17 March 10, 2004 QuoteI woulda taken you (sic) $5 and given you back your gift certificate nice ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #18 March 10, 2004 Senior class trip to Disney Land for Grad Night...... Spanish teacher stopped by our room and "smoked" with us. It was the only "A" on my entire report card. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #19 March 10, 2004 When I was in high school there were 5 of us stuffed into a 2 door mustang... we skipped out to head to lunch and while at a red light what happens...WHAM!! we get rear ended.. but thats not the kicker.. it was a COP! we got out and he came up to us...whatcya upto? he said.. I am sure we all looked really guilty at the time. he said "tell ya what..you dont say anything about this..and I wont say anything about seeing you here...cool?" ..so kinda the same deal, but with a carmel cop (really strick police force in the "rich" neighborhood in northern Indianapolis... funny stuff_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #20 March 10, 2004 QuoteGlad ya got some good food instead of that shit they slop on plates and serve in the cafateria Sloppy Joes. Slop, sloppy Joes. Down in Lunch Lady Land.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #21 March 10, 2004 QuoteYou are too much Kelly! Glad ya got some good food instead of that shit they slop on plates and serve in the cafateria yea school food fuckin sucks. and funny enough i run into my teach again today . he was like kelly you need to just call ahead and order it so you don't have to wait in line to get your food. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #22 March 10, 2004 QuoteWhen I was in high school there were 5 of us stuffed into a 2 door mustang... we skipped out to head to lunch and while at a red light what happens...WHAM!! we get rear ended.. but thats not the kicker.. it was a COP! we got out and he came up to us...whatcya upto? he said.. I am sure we all looked really guilty at the time. he said "tell ya what..you dont say anything about this..and I wont say anything about seeing you here...cool?" ..so kinda the same deal, but with a carmel cop (really strick police force in the "rich" neighborhood in northern Indianapolis... funny stuff that's goign to be my luck, i'm going to end up getting a ticket for speedind on my way to lunch or something that would fuckin suck. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #23 March 10, 2004 QuoteI woulda taken you $5 and given you back your gift certificate but hey thats just me. Yeah, I definetly deserved that. I was in super jackass mode that day. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #24 March 10, 2004 Bah, that's nothing. When a vice-principle bummed a smoke off me once, we weren't talking about tobacco. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #25 March 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteGlad ya got some good food instead of that shit they slop on plates and serve in the cafateria Sloppy Joes. Slop, sloppy Joes. Down in Lunch Lady Land. Hoogies and grinders hoogies and grinders navy beans, navy beansit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
