Guest #26 March 10, 2004 The only trouble with this "anthropological" "experiment" is that the nature of the experiment itself skews the results to obtain the reasearcher's desired outcome via the limiting of choices to only two which are abhorrent. This "poll" is worthless because it serves no practical purpose, any more than the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" question does. Rather, it's a measure of people's gullibility and willingness to respond to silly questions, rather then the content of the questions themselves. Gotta watch out for those self-styled "anthropologists" (like that colossal asshat, Alfred Kinsey) - you never know how information will be misused. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #27 March 10, 2004 Another "Ewwwwww...." The sailor had been at sea for months.....as soon as the ship docks, he rushed to the nearest cathouse and explained his dilemma. The madame says "Sorry, but i can't help you. All my girls are out at the Senator's ranch." The sailor is really pitiful, and keeps begging, so the madame finally says " The only female on the premises is my 90-year-old grandmother in the basement....but you'll have to work out your own accomodations with her." The young man rushes downstairs and explains his urgent need. The grandmother takes pity on him, and allows him entry. Unfortunately, she's so old and dried up that penetration isn't possible, no matter how hard he tries. The grandmother finally says..."Tell you what...I've got a glass eye.....maybe we can try it there ?" She pops it out, and the sailor goes to town, and eventually has the most intense orgasm of his life, shooting what seems like gallons into her head cavity. He pulls himself out, all the while exclaiming about just how good it was. "Ma'am", he says, "that was simply incredible. Next time I come here, I want YOU !" The grandmother says "Okay....I'll keep an eye out for ya." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #28 March 10, 2004 Quote "I used to think I was a sadomasochistic necrophiliac tending towards beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse." ROFL. I will DEFINITLY have to remember that. Funny shit. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #29 March 11, 2004 In reality my standard would be abstinence in this case. Besides I would still be able to skydive right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
