mr2mk1g 10 #1 March 10, 2004 Ok - now first off, I apologise for posting such a disgusting question so please take this with the degree of humour, and genuine sociological interests with which it is posed. My friends and I (purely out of a desire to better understand human nature of course) had a discussion the other day about sexual standards and I hit upon the disturbing conceptual question of "what if you only had one, basal standard". After all, there do appear to be groups of people who have such unnerving "tastes". As disgusting as the concept may seem, the discussion soon developed into an in-depth intellectual debate. With only a few people present a straw poll amongst my friends was of little indicative value, especially as those present simply couldn't decide which was more repulsive. As such, I felt it worthy of further canvassing of opinion and therefore seek your input. Please don't cause this thread to degenerate into something puerile. This is posted because I consider it to be a genuine sociological question. So... if you had to... which would you pick as your only sexual standard? (Moderators, please feel free to delete this thread if it is deemed to transcend the morals required of this forum; I recognise it may be considered questionably close to the boundary). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #2 March 10, 2004 Im slightly confused. If I chose Human does that include deceased humans? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 March 10, 2004 Its about having ONE standard, and ONE only... therefore if you choose Human, it means you cannot also have the standard that they must be Alive. Thus yes, that includes the deceased. Similarly, if you choose Alive... you can't also have the standard that they must be Human. Now you see why we were having dificulty picking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #4 March 10, 2004 aw shit, thats easy then. I'll stick to killing kittens! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,569 #5 March 10, 2004 Are you talking warm and bendy dead or cold rigor mortis dead? Wow. that is quite possibly the grossest thing i will ever say.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #6 March 10, 2004 Well I guess, strictly applying the criteria, they only need to be Human and not alive. There’s no “minimum time dead” requirement… so it’s up to you. (Now we can all tell which way you’re leaning). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #7 March 10, 2004 Well is a human really human if they are dead? Aren't they just bodies? I can imagine where your friends went with this question. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,569 #8 March 10, 2004 jeez i've just had a thought, if i went with human that'd mean i would have to be willing to shag maggie thatcher. not many animals less atractive than thatDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #9 March 10, 2004 QuoteAre you talking warm and bendy dead or cold rigor mortis dead? Not to mention sloppy, smelly, wormy dead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #10 March 10, 2004 I think you guys need to lay of the drugs for awhile. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devcloud 0 #11 March 10, 2004 QuoteI think you guys need to lay of the drugs for awhile. Surprisingly enough, we don’t actually take any… I can’t even remember the last time I had a beer! I need to stop driving to the pub Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,569 #12 March 10, 2004 I can't remember the last beer i had either. i really remember the hangover thoughDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #13 March 10, 2004 ah, new members.. welcome to the board, and thank you for giving us an idea of your mental states... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,569 #14 March 10, 2004 yes, i didn't want to make any false pretence of sanity, it would only make people dissapointed when they found out the truth.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #15 March 10, 2004 do you peeps get to live in the student skydiving store? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #16 March 10, 2004 "I used to think I was a sadomasochistic necrophiliac tending towards beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse." mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #17 March 10, 2004 Nice to see everyone has an equally hard time answering this and its a pretty even response. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #18 March 10, 2004 That just means that we are all equally sick! Well I reckon skydivers are probably quite a different social grouping to any other... so what did the other guys you discussed this with come up with?*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #19 March 10, 2004 I'd just like to say: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #20 March 10, 2004 I don't see any comments about "both" yet such as kitten necrophilia "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #21 March 10, 2004 Disgust... then agreed it was an interesting and dificult question... and could not really make up their mind which was more repulsive. Its nice to see that society as a whole (if we can assume this site represents anything like a true cross-section) does not consider one more permissible than the other. If they are both equally repulsive then you cannot describe either as "more" acceptable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 March 10, 2004 This guy walks into a brothel... the madam says it's $20, he only has $6. She says "Go to the back room..." and takes the $6. He comes back 10 minutes later. "She must be really sick. Her breath is terrible and now her nose is running." The madam turns around and yells, "Harry, the dead one is full again..." (Can everyone say "Ewwwwww..." ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #23 March 10, 2004 QuoteI'd just like to say: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww........ I agree...this is just wrong......But the answers are hilarious......You may want to consult an ANTHROPOLOGIST to figure out why THIS culture...(online culture/skydiver population)... answers as they do...believe it or not...I know a few you could speak to......I am not officially an anthropologist YET...give me time though... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #24 March 10, 2004 the sick part is that approx 60% of us would rather have sex with dead human then a live animal. and another sad thing is that the last statement would be just as sickening if it was backwards. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #25 March 10, 2004 I was once told that you should try anything once except morrisdancing and incest. I'm not sure this applies here though You guys need to so some more work!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
