skygazer 0 #1 March 11, 2004 Now here is a good one. Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC lighter in his hands. "Vhere did yew git dat monster??" "Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the genie. So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimmny, I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!" Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch BIC?_______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #2 March 11, 2004 Hey, I thought it was funny...!!!!!!!! ~R+R P.S.'Course anyone who knows me, knows that I have a warped sense of humor...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 11, 2004 QuoteHey, I thought it was funny...!!!!!!!! ~R+R P.S.'Course anyone who knows me, knows that I have a warped sense of humor... Ok then - Said with a THICK Scottish accent. Two Lads were huntin - One Canadian and One Scot. The scot turns to the Canadian and says, "Eh, whoots that ovar dere?" The canadian replies, Oh, that' there's a Moose, Eh! The Scot looks at him in disbeliefe and says, Christ, it thaats a moose, I'd 'ate ta see ya RRRattts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 March 11, 2004 QuoteHey, I thought it was funny...!!!!!!!! ~R+R P.S.'Course anyone who knows me, knows that I have a warped sense of humor... I found it funny too...heeeheee...but as soon as i saw 10" bic...I kinda figured it out She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
