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Dating a Lie

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Yep. The way I knew my last G/F was lying was that her lips were moving. Could that be the reason I haven't dated in 10 years?
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And now I'm consistently dating my vibrator. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!




LoL...I almost spewed Diet Coke all over the screen...I gotta remember that one...
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See, you had to go there din't ya?


Now I won't be able to sleep with that image in my head. Damn E, you know I'm suggestable! :P


The "Consistency" I was speaking of honey, was my determination to continue reminding you how incredible I think you are.


Buehler? AnyONE? Buehler?

lol


Feel me, deeper, k?

:)


JJF


jus can't seem to communicate effectively now days. ;)
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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Well, I've pretty consistently picked crapheads in the past. And now I'm consistently dating my vibrator. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

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Hey,
sometimes the truth hurts more than a lie...[:/]

Here...

Have another Duracell....on me!

;)











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