Dear Penthouse Forum:

[DYEVOUT 0]

You're never going to believe this, but it happened to me. I'm a truckdriver from the midwest, and I was given an address to deliver this crate labeled "Latex Products" to.

I'm driving a couple hours, and I find the mailbox, turn up the winding drive, and see a sign that reads: "Home For Wayward Donna Mills Look-a-Like Nymphomaniacs". Just as I'm climbing down from the cab, to go up to the door . . . . . . . .

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[benny 0]

Aww man, come on, you gotta finish that story...

Never go to a DZ strip show.

[DYEVOUT 0]

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Aww man, come on, you gotta finish that story...

You guys are supposed to . . . . . . .

----------------=8^)----------------------
"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[SkyDivaChristie 0]

I tripped over a bucket of silicone....

not jumping sux

[tbrown 26]

I'm driving a couple hours, and I find the mailbox, turn up the winding drive, and see a sign that reads: "Home For Wayward Donna Mills Look-a-Like Nymphomaniacs". Just as I'm climbing down from the cab, to go up to the door . . . . . . . .

[MrHixxx 0]

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I'm driving a couple hours, and I find the mailbox, turn up the winding drive, and see a sign that reads: "Home For Wayward Donna Mills Look-a-Like Nymphomaniacs". Just as I'm climbing down from the cab, to go up to the door . . . . . . . .

Lemme guess... You were then accosted and rendered unconscious by 10 Marylin Monroe look-a-like adult film star midgets in league with satan who are in direct competition with the Donna Mills group for a distributership of signature line of dildos fashioned after Muppet Show characters. You then woke up on a steet corner in a dress and you are wonderin' how to explain it to the boss...

Well am I close???

-Hixxx

death,as men call him, ends what they call men
-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

[rehmwa 2]

How's that quote go?

"First, the spankings. Yes, the spankings, and then the oral sex"

"I must save you from the evil women"

"No, no, I'm quite all right, I can handle it"

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants