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Vallerina

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Two necrophiliacs are driving by a funeral home. One looks at the other and says "Wanna stop for a cold one ?" :)
Clay says "Nahhh....I heard there's a farm around here somewhere..."

:P (we REALLY need a "bird" icon....)


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"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Who said I was a nymphomaniac?:P So I'm guessing you are the dominant one with all of your handy rope tying tricks..:ph34r:



Who says I don't leave my options open?

Now Kristen, when I tell you to...

oh please misskriss, pretty please
witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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one that doesn't close up on the wrist!!!

over hand knots and anything else like tying a shoe is a no-no.

a good old fashioned square knot works wonders, I'm told



good tips..

My favorite rope is a red one.. belts work too and no knots to worry about .. can actually be buckled nice and tight around the wrists. The ropes work better for the ankles though what with tying to the bedposts and all.



cant really get enough tension for proper suspension with belts, they are however lovely for general restraint..
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In that case, Kristen, go fetch the red rope, the silk sheets, and the large feathers...




Someone needs a spanking...B|...



everyone needs a spanking.....:)
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