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no burrito here
jamming 9 hours of work
into only 4

slobber slobber drool
someones pounding on my head
oh god make it stop



I will think of this
When tonight I want a drink...

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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Waxing My Legs, NO
Shaving, them, No way in hell
You just let them be!

I will trim and shave
In other places, that's good
NO Nair for MY legs
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Waxing My Legs, NO
Shaving, them, No way in hell
You just let them be!

I will trim and shave
In other places, that's good
NO Nair for MY legs



Not what i have heard
You shave all your parts I heard..
don't try to deny
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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First day with new lips.



I am so confused
I have no idea what
The fuck she just meant

:D:D:D

Bored, oh bored I am
At my whuffo job I yearn
To be in the sky

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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First day with new lips.



I am so confused
I have no idea what
The fuck she just meant

:D:D:D

Bored, oh bored I am
At my whuffo job I yearn
To be in the sky



Silly boy, you see...
That whuffo job ate your brain.
Now you don't get it.

You must leave work now.
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
Go jump silly chump.

I am really bad,
At this crazy haiku shit.
But it is still fun.

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First day with new lips.



I am so confused
I have no idea what
The fuck she just meant

:D:D:D

Bored, oh bored I am
At my whuffo job I yearn
To be in the sky



Silly boy, you see...
That whuffo job ate your brain.
Now you don't get it.

You must leave work now.
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
Go jump silly chump.

I am really bad,
At this crazy haiku shit.
But it is still fun.



You all crack me up :D
Haiku is good medicine...
When I'm feeling blue :S
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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there is snow falling.
there's too much snow on the ground.
i f&*#ing hate snow.

there is no airplane
for me to jump from anyway.
it comes back in may.
"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

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Not what i have heard
You shave all your parts I heard..
don't try to deny



You are Mistaken
The legs are not bare from hair
But the other parts????
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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First day with new lips.



I am so confused
I have no idea what
The fuck she just meant

:D:D:D

Bored, oh bored I am
At my whuffo job I yearn
To be in the sky



Silly boy, you see...
That whuffo job ate your brain.
Now you don't get it.

You must leave work now.
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
Go jump silly chump.

I am really bad,
At this crazy haiku shit.
But it is still fun.



You all crack me up :D
Haiku is good medicine...
When I'm feeling blue :S



Glad we make you laugh. :D
Now go see the doctor please. [:/]
So we don't worry. :S

I know what it's like. :|
To have those shitty seizures. B|
It really sucks ass. :(

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Not what i have heard
You shave all your parts I heard..
don't try to deny



You are Mistaken
The legs are not bare from hair
But the other parts????



Oh my goodness dear..
you didn't hear it from me..
Turtle balls are bare. :o

No one here will tell..
we all can keep a secret..
mums on your bare balls.
:D
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Not what i have heard
You shave all your parts I heard..
don't try to deny



You are Mistaken
The legs are not bare from hair
But the other parts????



Oh my goodness dear..
you didn't hear it from me..
Turtle balls are bare. :o

No one here will tell..
we all can keep a secret..
mums on your bare balls.
:D



Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaa,
Nyuck nyuck har har he he heeee,
Good lord T-M-I. :D:D:D:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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