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I heard ChopChop can do whatever the hell he wants on jump run, just because he's a moderator.



moderator?? :P chopchop's not a moderator... I heard that you don't know WTF you are talking about.... :D:D
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I heard that DShiznit stalks Eminem.. he totally idolizes him and wants to be just like him.. Eminem had to get a restraining order when he caught him sneaking into his house and rolling around in his bed..



I thought this was about rumors, not the truth...

Eminem is a pimp. :D

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I saw a news report the other day that said RoysPlayThing had just swam across the Atlantic non-stop, surviving only on seaweed, the occasional dolphin, and every seagull that tried to land on her...



I heard that samhussey wrote that story and sold it's rights for millions, and now lives on a yacht with all the sushi he wants... :o ...:S ... Hey! >:( Don't you owe me a cut in your fortune??? :|:D
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I heard that Plaything is just Chopchop's alternate log on... he's living a lie! Self love isn't something to post about! :P



Believe me I'm real! :P I heard that you fell on your head as a baby, and your mama put the diaper on the wrong end. :P
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I heard that yoink has an imaginary friend and a blowup doll

HEY! leave Lucy outta this! ;)...

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someone told me that Chopchop spends so much of his time PWing, that Plaything has to make her own entertainment on a night...


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I heard chop chop has a third nipple...



I heard that the "2" jumps that TypicalFish has on his profile we only from jumping in the air when he saw a spider, and Jumping to conclusions with his SO! >:(...:P:D
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I heard chopchop is having some trouble "performing" and is looking for some volunteers to help keep his plaything satisfied...

...my name is already on the list. ;)

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

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You guys wanna know the real reason Chop-chop and his plaything are in Florida? Well I hear that Plaything was trying to see how many golf balls she could get up Chop-chop's butt and after about 8 he felt something rip way up inside there and couldn't get them out! The went to the hospital here in San Francisco but the doctors had to send him to a specialist in Florida. They had to use these huge tongs to get it out and sew his ass back up. He's recuperating now. Poor Lany has to clean that thing every day with rubbing alcohol and cotton swabs or something like that otherwise it'll get infected. It's really gross. Don't tell anyone I told you though. He's real embarrassed about it.

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ohh... no, girlfalldown.. you are confused.. you must be having flashbacks from the tittee bar you went to the other night.. remember, the golf balls were going into the performer on stage and she shot that one out and hit you in the forehead.. you shouldn't try to get such a close look next time.. Are you still having dizzy spells? :S
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I heard chopchop is having some trouble "performing" and is looking for some volunteers to help keep his plaything satisfied...

...my name is already on the list. ;)



Well, if there was any list to speak of (if I wasn't satisfied by chopchop) ... It would be a long string of eligable men that look real fine in swim shorts, are tall, and have a real nice tan! ... the also have to have great kisses, and a killer stud voice.... I heard that you are just a short fat bald man in Arkansas! :P...:):D
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