My boyfriend's dream

[canopycandy 0]

Here's a funny little conversation my boy and I had the other day when I came home from the gym. I leaned over the bed to give him a kiss, and he was in that talking-but-still-asleep phase.

HIM: I'm mad at you. What do you think you're doing jumping without a parachute?

ME: What are you talking about, sweetie?

HIM: You. Jumping without a parachute. Don't do that again.

ME: But I never jump without my rig. I would die.

HIM: Not true. I caught you.

ME: You caught me?

HIM: Yeah. I came up to you in freefall and caught you and held on to you. And then we landed.

ME: Sweetie?

HIM: Mmm-hmm?

ME: What the hell were you doing letting me jump without a gear check?

It was actually hilarious at the time. Just trust me.

[tunaplanet 0]

Forty-two

[freeflir29 0]

Dammitt.........I thought this was going to involve hot tubs, whipped cream, and bi-sexual Norwegian girls.

[tunaplanet 0]

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Norwegian girls.

Forget the Norwegian girls. Have I told you about the girl I knew with no teeth and a trick pelvic bone from Guatemala?

Forty-two

[canopycandy 0]

That's his other dream!

[freeflir29 0]

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Have I told you about the girl I knew with no teeth and a trick pelvic bone from Guatemala?

I've been to Guat several times. I know her address.

[Aviatrr 0]

Umm...yea...I was expecting something more....uh....well...something that might make me ..



Mike

[pleifer 0]

I have some pretty funny conversations in my sleep.
Not just talking but whole wierd conversations.
and when he actually wakes up, I bet he does not remember, unless her woke up in the dream.
lol

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The Angel of Duh has spoke

[osuskydiver 0]

Wow, way to turn it around on the poor guy at the end. LOL


Girls are evil
Girls are evil
Girls are evil

Great story!

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