Lord of the Dance rip off lyrics

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I found these just now when I was looking through some old pharmacology notes... I was obviously paying attention in this lecture!

anyone else got some?

Sing to the tune of "Lord of the Dance"

I started drinking at a quarter to three;
by quarter to five I was struggling to see,
I drank all the beer and I drank all the wine;
I was so drunk that I drank urine...

Dance then wherever you may be,
I am pissed as a rat said he,
and I'll dance naked down to the chippy,
Cos I am pissed as a rat said he.

I danced in a nightclub with a girl who looked fine;
the beer was flowing so I really didn't mind,
I woke up next to her and saw she was grim;
so I had to guzzle a full pint of gin.

Dance then wherever you may be,
I am pissed as a rat said he,
and I'll dance naked down to the chippy,
Cos I am pissed as a rat said he.

I woke with a hangover and wanted to die;
I needed a piss so I really had to try,
Stood up straight and I made for the door;
but I was drunk and I fell to the floor.

Dance then wherever you may be,
I am pissed as a rat said he,
and I'll dance naked down to the chippy,
Cos I am pissed as a rat said he.

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[Ian84 0]

HAHA.....thats great!!