Thats one traditional St. Paddy's day argument 'settled'

[samhussey 0]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040315/80/eokkp.html

At long last, an explanation! Still doesnt ruin the beauty of it though... I think I should go do some extensive 'research' on this myself, just to be sure...

[Kennedy 0]

This was in question? I figured it out by watching a few pints very closely. (had to watch em to make sure some Irishman didn't make off with it)

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[happythoughts 0]

A man knocks at the door of an Irishmans house. The wife answers and the man said, "I've come from the brewery where you husband works. There's been a terrible accident. He fell into a vat of beer and drowned." "That's awful. Did he suffer? Was it a lingering death?" "Well, it took a while because he got out twice to pee."

[akarunway 1]

My father fell into a vat of Irish whiskey. Five coworkers jumped in to save him but he bravely fought them off.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.