bmcd308 0 #26 March 15, 2004 >>If we're going to ban swords, we should also ban sharp sticks. In a dark alley, a sharp stick could be mistaken for a sword. << Baggy pants could even look like there was a sword inside. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #27 March 15, 2004 When swords are banned, only the military and criminals will have swords. News story: Japanese soldier stabs wife with sword Oh wait, they already have a Swords Control Law, and this crime happened anyway - how can that be? Passing laws is supposed to stop crime from happening... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #28 March 15, 2004 You know, a paper cut can really, really, sting ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #29 March 15, 2004 QuoteYou know, a paper cut can really, really, sting Ever get one on your tongue from sealing an envelope.....man...that's a frickin' bitch!!!! BAN NON-SELF SEAL ENVELOPES.....PLEASE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #30 March 15, 2004 I've really got a love/hate relationship with your posts. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #31 March 15, 2004 I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites