You might be a Redneck Pilot if.....

[osuskydiver 0]

E-mailed to me by a friend earlier today.


You May be a Redneck Pilot if...


... your stall warning plays "Dixie."

... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.

... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.

... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.

... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.

... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.

... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.

... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.

... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.

... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.

... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.

... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar.

... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."

... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"

... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic
tank service.

... the set of "matching luggage" you take on your long cross-country
flights is three grocery sacks from the same Piggly Wiggly!

... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck
One.

... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!

By the time you read this you have already read it.

[freeflir29 0]

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you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks

I was sorta lost once on my first cross country over Alabama. This may have helped. Thank god for water towers.

[Aviatrr 0]

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Thank god for water towers.

They never did me any good....I couldn't take my eyes off of traffic long enough to look up at the water tower..

Mike

[ACMESkydiver 0]

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[NoShitThereIWas 0]

Thanks for the funnies! I love the Redneck jokes, they always crack me up!

Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires."

Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

[AggieDave 6]

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... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.

I know pilots that have done that.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[masher 1]

But you _are_ from Texas...

--
Arching is overrated - Marlies

[AggieDave 6]

Well, yeah, that's a good point.

Oh, I'm a redneck, I'm not whitetrash, there IS a difference.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[masher 1]

a bit like me being a geek, not a nerd.... (there IS a difference)

--
Arching is overrated - Marlies

[AggieDave 6]

Yup, exactly.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Dutchboy 0]

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I was sorta lost once on my first cross country over Alabama. This may have helped. Thank god for water towers.

You are so busted. I knew you got lost going to Centre, AL! I didn't think you just decided to stay there for a while.

[Aviatrr 0]

Holy shit, dude...it's been a LLOOOOONNNNG time since I've talked to you....but...when did you start your own flight school?!

Nice aircraft choice, BTW. I saw one of those about a year ago down here in Orlando(didn't get to fly it, unfortunately). How many do you have?

Oh, and I saw that you offer Jump Pilot Training....I chuckled at that one....I got this image of you going up with a student, then at 10k saying...."OK, here's your training...keep the plane under control.." as you exit..

Mike

[skydiver51 0]

Hey Aggiedave we are rednecks here in Texas and Oklahoma. We have just evolved a little more than the Deep South.

[Dutchboy 0]

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Holy shit, dude...it's been a LLOOOOONNNNG time since I've talked to you....but...when did you start your own flight school?!

Nice aircraft choice, BTW. How many do you have?

I've had my company for over two years. It's only in the last year that I've been using airplanes not provided by someone else. I have three Alarus CH2000's in my fleet. I was forced into the business when Mike left me hanging without an airplane in December 2002.

[Ron 10]

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You May be a Redneck Pilot if...

....Your landing lights say KC.

....You have oil stains on the right side of the plane, and dip stains on the left.

....You have buzzed a water tower not to find out where you are, but to check your art work.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334