Friday Funny

[miked10270 0]

http://www.lebonze.co.uk/stuff/move.htm

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[turtlespeed 226]

That is amusing.
Thanks.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Jayruss 0]

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, pointing out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours go by and nobody sees him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. Hearing sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, he finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks the old monk what's wrong, and in a choked voice came the reply,

"The word is celebrate."

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[Jayruss 0]

Subj: 20 THINNEST BOOKS OF ALL TIMES

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by HILLARY CLINTON

16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ......

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[GARYC24 3]

A woman confesses on her death bed.
That she has been married 4 times, and she planned it that way. When asked why, she explains.
My 1st husband was a millionaire, 2 was a actor, 2 was a minister, 4 was an undertaker.
1- for the money
2- for the show
3- to get ready
& 4- to go

Heard this at a church, minister told it last week!

[gary350 0]

Inspired by the "The Passion Of The Christ" movie:

A few days after the crucifiction, Jesus was in a partying mood and went to a disco. Problem was, he couldn't get his groove on - he couldn't quite get in synch with the music. Finally, in frustration, he exclaimed to his friends. . . .


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Help! I've risen and I can't get down!

[caress 0]

gynocologist decides he is tired of being one and goes back to college to be an auto mechanic. he studies hard and everything and he takes his final exam. He gets his grade and it says 150%. he goes to his teacher and says man not that Im complaining, but how did I get 150%? Teacher says Taking the vehicle apart was 50% of the grade and you did it perfect with no mistakes. Putting the car back together was 50% of your grade, and you did that perfect. I gave you an extra 50% for doing it all through the muffler!-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.