weegegirl 2 #1 March 19, 2004 Okay, so here's what happened.... My company is small... there are 7 of us. But we are expanding. We bought the office next door and are rebuilding it... paint, drywall, etc. So our secretary, who is just as big a troublemaker as me, and i went over there to poke around and see what it looks like. As we walked in, the last construction dude of the day walked out. We're looking around and there is this 1/2 wall that they are building... it looked finished to me. It was dark in there. So I go... "what is THIS for?" And as I say that, I smack my hand down... and SMOOSH! It's wet... total impact. So we die laughing first, find a light switch, look... and it's pretty bad. So we make an agreement not to say ANYTHING and to play dumb... flip off the light, and run back to our desks in the old office. SOOOO.... now, I'm like... OH CRAP... what do I do????? Help!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 March 19, 2004 Clean the paint off your hand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 March 19, 2004 You should carve your initials in it. That's what I'd do. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 March 19, 2004 oh and deny deny deny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 March 19, 2004 When they come back tomorrow - bat your eyes, be flirty, and say you didn't know it was wet they will fix it in no time. Besides - they will laugh about it for hours. You are a girl - how the hell should you know - right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #6 March 19, 2004 Keep your humor while you tell your boss. Your human. With such a small office, you probably know each other too well. Your boss to will figure it out, tell him first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 March 19, 2004 QuoteClean the paint off your hand Yeah... that was move number one... while I almost peed in my pantz laughing, I was wiping the paint off on a rag that was on the floor. Whatever happens... if they kill me... at my funeral... make sure you tell everyone I was laughing when I died. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 March 19, 2004 Carve you boss's initial into it and offer to help cover up for him. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 March 19, 2004 Honesty is the best policy sweetie. If you tell him now, he'll give you major brownie points and he'll respect you more. If he finds out later (never trust your coworkers....especially at your place.....) and you hadn't told him, you could be in some deep shit, and he would think less of you. Therefore, it's in your best interest to tell him, not to mention I guess it's the right thing to do. Besides, if he thinks it's funny when you tell him, go back and take out the whole wall, it'll be hilarious. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogue108 0 #11 March 19, 2004 If the hand don't fit...they have to acquit. right ??? It worked from OJ. I don't know if I would fess up to something like that. Does your boss like you? are you a star employee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 March 19, 2004 Wow...I think these poll results are a good indicator of why there was so much argument about suing a dz or gear manufacturer. Lots of people think skydivers have some higher moral code regarding personal responsibility, obviously, that's not true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 March 19, 2004 Okay... so I did it... after much instant messaging and laughing with the secretary, I sheepishly walked into the owner Bill's office while he was eating his cheeseburger for lunch. And I spilled my guts. He laughed really hard and I think some cheeseburger almost came out his nose. Phew! Glad I got that one off my chest. I was going to hide it, but those of you that know me, know that I can't lie to save my life!!!!!! (remember the rental car incident???) Anyway, thanks for the moral advice. Bill told me he hated that wall and it was only a matter of time before he had it knocked down anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #14 March 19, 2004 I think you should turn yourself in. Ya know, they'll probably bring the FBI crime lab out there to investigate. But if you scrub it with bleach and then relight a discarded cigerette on a pile of rags then the construction guys will get blamed for the fire."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 March 19, 2004 QuoteAnd I spilled my guts. You'd make a lousy fellon.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #16 March 19, 2004 If you think about it, there's just no point in trying to "cover up" something. Espectially since it was just an honest mistake. It's going to take the contruction guys all of 5 minutes to fix up the hand print. And as you saw, your boss just got a good laugh out of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #17 March 19, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd I spilled my guts. You'd make a lousy fellon. ha ha... no doubt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #18 March 19, 2004 I'll take #1 for a $1,000,000.00 weegegirl. Take responsibilty for your actions, as said the workers can probably fix quickly and easily. Remember "Shit Happens" and if it wasn't malicious don't fret over it. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 March 19, 2004 QuoteYou'd make a lousy fellon. Ppphhhhhbbbtttt............Mental note......never pick Weegegirl as bank robbing accomplice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites