Psychiatric guide to parachute deployment...

[PhillyKev 0]

Copied from the T-Shirt I bought at the dz last week b/c the black one I was wearing was too hot in the sun...
-If you are obsessive, compulsive: pull repeatedly
-If you are co-dependant: have someone pull for you
-If you have multiple personalities: have them all pull for you
-If you are schizophrenic: listen carefully and a little voice will tell you when to pull
-If you are manic depressive: it doesn't matter when you pull, it won't open
-If you are paranoid, delusional: we know who you are, and you had better pull before we find you
-If you are anal retentive: don't pull because that is where the handles belong and you'll only get them dirty
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[rainier 0]

Thats phuqen great! Where can I get one of those t-shirts? Whats a good site that has alot of skydiving tees ???

[Slowfaller 0]

Just pull it!!
blu sky

[freaksister 0]

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Just pull it!

Pull what?!?! OH...your pud! Oh, right, the one that opens your main...oops, my bad...my mind was in the gutter again! I just found out I may not have enough loochie to attend the boogie at SDD this weekend (helicopters and balloon jumps!) so as a way of countering my anger I was fantasizing again...about what you'll never know! Let's just say that if I have to cancel my pre-manifested slot on the hot air balloon, I will be taking a LOT of SHOWERS this weekend!
Sis
It isn't brave if you aren't scared...

[piisfish 140]

I want one !

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[CrazyThomas 0]

funny shirt. it's gotta get back to the first page.


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Thomas

[feuergnom 29]

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If you are anal retentive: don't pull because that is where the handles belong and you'll only get them dirty

that one's my favorite!

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

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