PhillyKev 0 #1 July 20, 2001 Copied from the T-Shirt I bought at the dz last week b/c the black one I was wearing was too hot in the sun...-If you are obsessive, compulsive: pull repeatedly-If you are co-dependant: have someone pull for you-If you have multiple personalities: have them all pull for you-If you are schizophrenic: listen carefully and a little voice will tell you when to pull-If you are manic depressive: it doesn't matter when you pull, it won't open-If you are paranoid, delusional: we know who you are, and you had better pull before we find you-If you are anal retentive: don't pull because that is where the handles belong and you'll only get them dirtycielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rainier 0 #2 July 20, 2001 Thats phuqen great! Where can I get one of those t-shirts? Whats a good site that has alot of skydiving tees ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #3 July 20, 2001 Just pull it!!blu sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #4 July 20, 2001 Quote Just pull it! Pull what?!?! OH...your pud! Oh, right, the one that opens your main...oops, my bad...my mind was in the gutter again! I just found out I may not have enough loochie to attend the boogie at SDD this weekend (helicopters and balloon jumps!) so as a way of countering my anger I was fantasizing again...about what you'll never know! Let's just say that if I have to cancel my pre-manifested slot on the hot air balloon, I will be taking a LOT of SHOWERS this weekend!Sis It isn't brave if you aren't scared... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 March 21, 2004 I want one !scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #6 March 22, 2004 funny shirt. it's gotta get back to the first page. bump Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #7 March 22, 2004 QuoteIf you are anal retentive: don't pull because that is where the handles belong and you'll only get them dirty that one's my favorite!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites