You know you're living in 2004 when..........

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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9"to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE ..

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about e:mailing it to your "friends."

15. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

16. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

17. And now you are laughing at yourself!

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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15. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

16. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

17. And now you are laughing at yourself!

Thank you for the uplifting part at the end

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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard

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It seems like I really need a vacation.

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.