Conundrum 1 #26 March 23, 2004 That joke was told in "Training Day" If I remember correctly... or it was one very similar. Funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 March 23, 2004 Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other, "This taste funny to you?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,595 #28 March 23, 2004 D on't E xpect L uggage T o A rrive BastardsDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #29 March 23, 2004 Quote Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other, "This taste funny to you?" LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 March 24, 2004 Delta safety briefing~ "In the unlikely event that we make it as far as a body of water before we crash," "you can use your complimentary snack to repel sharks." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #31 March 24, 2004 Quote Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other, "This taste funny to you?" Do you know what cannibals call Christopher Reeves? Meal On Wheels__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #32 March 24, 2004 QuoteTwo cannibals are eating a clown... Hey now, this could be misunderstood as offensive to clowns. That's it, lock the whole damn thread! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #33 March 24, 2004 well, where's the repost police when you need them? I know the Jew joke thing has been discussed. Let me dig around.... Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #34 March 24, 2004 yes yes yes. That's a good one. Put it in the skin box with the others. I'm saving myself for myself. Anyways, if you want to know what the fuss is about click that. What do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair? Rolaids. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #35 March 24, 2004 QuoteYeah. So let me see if I have this correct. Jokes making fun of a gender are ok, but jokes against a race are not. Ok, I think I follow Jokes are not philosophy, beliefs nor actions...they're freakin jokes. What's so funny about degrading someone because of their race? In all my many years, I have yet to find the humor in that.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #36 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah. So let me see if I have this correct. Jokes making fun of a gender are ok, but jokes against a race are not. Ok, I think I follow Jokes are not philosophy, beliefs nor actions...they're freakin jokes. What's so funny about degrading someone because of their race? In all my many years, I have yet to find the humor in that. Maybe you should get a doctor to surgically implant a sense of humor in you. Don't take is so personally, or seriously. I was told this before also, and have tried to laugh more and find more humor because of it. Sure, DEAD BASE jumper jokes are still bad, but whatever. Personal attacks are NO JOKES and are offensive and mean. Jokes are Jokes. If you can't understand the difference, read THIS Don't ban me for saying this. but DAMN.......not everyone thinks all jokes are funny. What....if you try to please everyone all the time, you end up losing your ass. Just read that in a post, about funnies and parables. Laugh more. It makes life much funner. [Jimmy Jokes] How many able-bodied people does it take to change a light bulb. One. wow, what an excellent audience.. What do you call an able-bodied person standing at your front door? Whatever their name is. What a terrific audience. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #37 March 24, 2004 Man, some people in this place need some thicker skin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
