ACMESkydiver 0 #1 March 24, 2004 I took today off work!! Dang it!!! We're supposed ta be sky-jumpin' right now!!!! Damn clouds. Damn wind. Damn rain!!!!! Where is that 1-800 number?!?!?! What do you do when you CAN'T jump???? (Yeah, similar to the 'What do you do when you're waiting out a weather hold' thread, but I don't care...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 March 24, 2004 I believe it's 1-800-CALL-GOD. The lines always seem to be busy though. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 March 24, 2004 There is always the kill the kittens sport theme...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 March 24, 2004 QuoteI believe it's 1-800-CALL-GOD. The lines always seem to be busy though. So that's why I keep getting the voice-mail... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI believe it's 1-800-CALL-GOD. The lines always seem to be busy though. So that's why I keep getting the voice-mail... -Yeah, well I just keep getting the busy signal! At least he'll tak eyour message!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI believe it's 1-800-CALL-GOD. The lines always seem to be busy though. So that's why I keep getting the voice-mail... -Yeah, well I just keep getting the busy signal! At least he'll tak eyour message!! You know - I forgot to give that can of "Cloud-B-Gone" before you left - I really am sorry.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 March 24, 2004 Well then I only need cans of 'Wind-be-gone' and 'Rain-be-gone' and I'll be SET!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #8 March 24, 2004 Try 1-800-433-7300. Some super-sexy sounding woman will answer. Give her your CC number and tell her you wanna go somewhere sunny and warm. If that doesn't work, you can just do what I do: crawl to a dark corner and cry yourself to sleep. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #9 March 24, 2004 QuoteIf that doesn't work, you can just do what I do: crawl to a dark corner and cry yourself to sleep. WoW man, that is depressing...I recommend postwhoring instead...it has actually helped me get through this winter with a smile... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 March 24, 2004 QuoteIf that doesn't work, you can just do what I do: crawl to a dark corner and cry yourself to sleep. GENO!!! You live in California!!! If you even TRY to bitch I'll beat your ass!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #11 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf that doesn't work, you can just do what I do: crawl to a dark corner and cry yourself to sleep. GENO!!! You live in California!!! If you even TRY to bitch I'll beat your ass!!!! But.. but.. it gets kinda cold in California sometimes, like in the lower 50's. And it was raining in dec, jan. and feb and I only got a paltry 100 jumps in. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #12 March 24, 2004 *in best narrator's voice* "...and from the depths of Hell itself came the wrath of ACME..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 March 24, 2004 HELL YEAH!!! [RED] >phew<.... ok. I feel better now! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #14 March 24, 2004 Why can't we all just get along? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 March 24, 2004 -because you're a Californian, Geno. And we northerners that have to put up with this BULLSH&T weather must take our aggression out on someone...and...well, you're handy.... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #16 March 24, 2004 I agree it does get cold here...very cold...it is not like Eloy at all...and foggy too...and those Santa Anna are a pain to downwind in...not that I have tried.... edited for my poor typing.... oh yeah, and I thought that the view of different shades of brown desert was bad and that I would love the views from the sky here....yeah, right, all that smog...Can't people just leave LA and not drive anymore.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #17 March 24, 2004 QuoteI agree it does get cold here...very cold...it is not like Eloy at all...and foggy too...and those Santa Anna are a pin to downwind in...not that I have tried.... Yeah don't you just hate it when you're trying to get in 10 to 15 jumps a day and you can only get in like 8 or 9? Who says californians don't suffer. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #18 March 24, 2004 < whinces at the thought of the shockwave to follow > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #19 March 24, 2004 Quote< whinces at the thought of the shockwave to follow > Don't worry, i'm due for a good spanking anyway. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #20 March 24, 2004 yep it is aweful...however, the clouds don't bother me too much here, because I am pretty good at getting people to do 2700ft hop n pops to get my numbers in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #21 March 24, 2004 QuoteI took today off work!! Dang it!!! We're supposed ta be sky-jumpin' right now!!!! Damn clouds. Damn wind. Damn rain!!!!! Where is that 1-800 number?!?!?! What do you do when you CAN'T jump???? (Yeah, similar to the 'What do you do when you're waiting out a weather hold' thread, but I don't care... Solution: Detonate a thermonuclear device--clouds cleared. Problem is the wind and other accompanying effects... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #22 March 24, 2004 QuoteSolution: Detonate a thermonuclear device--clouds cleared. Problem is the wind and other accompanying effects... Problem is you got one big mushroom-shaped could then. Kinda hard to spot through that. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuote< whinces at the thought of the shockwave to follow > Don't worry, i'm due for a good spanking anyway. The spanking was the whole point of Geno's post... -But I am not gonna fall for it! I'll call Amazon...she'll crush you like a grape!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 March 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI agree it does get cold here...very cold...it is not like Eloy at all...and foggy too...and those Santa Anna are a pin to downwind in...not that I have tried.... Yeah don't you just hate it when you're trying to get in 10 to 15 jumps a day and you can only get in like 8 or 9? Who says californians don't suffer. ...on second thought, you better drive pretty f*ckin' fast...I've had a SHITTY day with no jumping!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 March 24, 2004 Hey I heard THUNDER when I walked out my door at 11am.. over here in the foothills of the Cascades.. I BET you will not be leaping from C-182 today... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
