I thought everyone should know. . . it is our reasoning

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We all know about women petpeeves and rules . . . weel guys here is our answer ladies take note it will save you and us some time and bad moods


The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1 You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Enjoy

Gravity Addict #1

Rob

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Gravity Addict #3; Hispa #9

[weegegirl 2]

that's actually kinda funny. good thing my man doesn't follow/enforce those rules.

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I do appreciate the thoughts that went into a 'guy' taking the time to write all this down. I am printing this as we speak... I see future references to this very thread returning over and over!

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

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Cool

Is this true and funny . . . or what?

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Gravity Addict #3; Hispa #9

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Cool

Is this true and funny . . . or what?

for the most part it is way true...but I think you should hang on because there is a list just as true on the othe side~~~ And my experience has been to be very careful what you ask for.....you just may get it!

Think about it carefully and tell me this...what would you call the kind of woman who followed your rules?

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

HAhaha.. I'm guilty of this one. I get pissed at my boyfriend when I just feel like being mopey and he tries to help solve the problem. Bastard.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.

spot on...