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turtlespeed

Who's the Dz.Commer that you would most like to meet in PRISON!

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You'd want me to be your bunkmate in prison. I spent several years in jail.

New guy shows up in prison cell on long sentence.

Convict that's there says "We're going to be spending years together. Like a marriage. You want to be the husband or the wife?"

New guy says "Husband"

Convict says "Nice. Now get over her and blow your wife"

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Well!?



YOU! I'll be the man. You can be my little submissive bitch B|



Well, Flyangel here, once again posting under Turtle's pass

Oh baby, don't forget the soap:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I think that Casie, me, Kreg and Clay would find a way to have a BLAST in Prison! I've only been behind bars once..when I was 16 driving home from a hunch punch party in Bama...but it was only till my parents heard it on my grandparents scanner...they arrived..Dad laughed, mom said I was outta da will...so then, I swallowed the pennies..screw da will at that point! laugh]:S;):P. End result..Dad framed the ticket for everyone who entered our home to see (think he still has it in my room)..and as I picked up t-rash as "community service", the buses would go by after school and the kids would yell out "Du-ey" at me..and I'd yell back "Yeah BUTT CHEETO, You're NEXT!!:P:S:)





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You criminal you.... I have only been behind bars once as well when I was 17.. TOTAL mistaken identity when I was in HS I was in a guys car.. at the local hangout.. having a root beer float. All of a sudden the car was surrounded by cops.. guns drawn and the guy was arrested for MURDER. He fit the description of someone who had robbed and shot a bar owner. I was arrested as a material witness.
It was all a mistake and they released us a few hours later when they got the real perpetrator.. altho he DID have a roach in his ashtray that they tried to make a big deal out of.

Funny I was taller than everyone else there.. hmmm SCARY stuff.

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Amazon, so she can defend me from any guys named Duke who want to make me their bitch.



AWWW youre so kewt.. and young and energetic:P



That's what I'm afraid Bruno is gonna say. B|:D:D

"Get over here, bitch!!" :D:D

*cowers behind amazon* B|

YOU ROCK, MY HUMAN SHIELD!! :)

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