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Deuce

Springtime makes me horny.

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It's like me in a string bikini...get it, Gimpy?



i hope....are you giving it?:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::)



Of course I will "give it" to you. You can borrow my BIKINI whenever you'd like, Jake! :P



hmm...tempting offer...but i dont think ill look as good in it as you do
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.



Not to you Duecipoo dear....but...

Uh not wishing to RILE the ULTRA LEFTIES on the board but are they even allowed to get horny???

If they are does it come to anything worhwhile...

Would their mates have any fun....

I doubt it myself.. never having witnessed it... and I grew up with plenty of them.:)

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You confuse me, Jeanne-dear.

The left isn't horny? Huh.

Plenty of pre-school applicants at Holy Rosary. Expect more of them in November;)

You ever think of your birthday in terms of when you folks "got busy"?. My folks must have been close one cold November night in Oakland.

Howboutchu?

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You ever think of your birthday in terms of when you folks "got busy"?. My folks must have been close one cold November night in Oakland.



Howboutchu? [/url]

Mom was living in Jacksonville FL at the time. Dad was a Marine NCO home from Korea on leave..hot muggy southern nights...mmmmmm

April 6 is my birthday but I was a premie;)

Aries woman.. Red Hair...yup splains lots huh:)

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Yeah Deuce, my birthday is September 21st....exactly 40 weeks from January 1st...



Mine is Sept 13th, they must have gotten it on on a cold Christmas night :o

Whatever.. Spring does it for me, but winter sure does it too though!! he he.. nice and hot in front of the fireplace.. :P

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Btw Jeanne, they are both Catholic and Republican.



I dint say nuffin bout republicans now did I missy:P

But married catholics are supposed to be fruitful;)



-And fruitful I have been. I produce some beautiful heirs. :)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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So there.

Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.

Flowers and bees and hummingbirds zipping around like 19 year old women with fake ID's in line at a club.

It's goodness.

;)



I guess you know you are getting old when you only get horny one season out of the year!:P

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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That would be fun! -But I hope Deuceipoo's little ones have helmets and shoulder pads...my boys iz ruff!!!



LOL... you might want those pads n helmets for your boys after Duecipoo's twins get a hold of em.....

I STILL have bruises from being a jungle gym
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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The word horny makes me giggle.




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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I would have to agree here. Spring time makes me want to take off my cloths and get naked ;) It was great being in FL and being abel to lay out in a swimsuit:) I know the younger guys enjoyed it ;) I got 3 numbers that day. Only one really worth using though :)
Jello shots shared off body parts or with another are great in the spring time. What is your favorite spring time activity to get you randy?
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