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Deuce

Springtime makes me horny.

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So there.

Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.



Clearly you are advocating gratuitous sex with reckless abandon. The born-again-fundamentalists will be publicly outraged (then they'll hump like rabbits in their own bedrooms). :P;):D
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Little Ms. "I'm in Hawaii"



Deuce, She is in San Diego. . .lol!

Close enough though. . .it is quite beautiful here today. . .
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Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ
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I think that our goverment overly regulates hornyness at springtime... I say up w/ horny! :D:D:o



Lame attempt.

Horniness ungovernable and cannot be regulated.

Spring fever!

Bwahahahaha!




damn.... and I tried sooo hard!:S:D

forward w/ da sprizzing!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.



I can help with that . . . we'll just turn this into a gay thread. That being said, come here big boy, I'll relieve your horniness for you ;)
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Here are some interesting facts about what government has to say about sex...

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-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)



Another good one is...

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-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.



Check out the rest

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm

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Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.



I can help with that . . . we'll just turn this into a gay thread. That being said, come here big boy, I'll relieve your horniness for you ;)



ROFLMAO!!!:D Go Keith! Go Keith!!;)
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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So there.

Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.

Flowers and bees and hummingbirds zipping around like 19 year old women with fake ID's in line at a club.

It's goodness.

;)



dude....sometimes you worry me.
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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So there.

Turn that into a political diatribe or political attack.

Flowers and bees and hummingbirds zipping around like 19 year old women with fake ID's in line at a club.

It's goodness.

;)



dude....sometimes you worry me.



Jake's got a point, Duece.

Then, again...so does Deuce...lmao!

It's like me in a string bikini...get it, Gimpy?

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