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Gin & Tonic used to be my absolute favorite. Then things were getting absurd (like 5 parts gin, 1 part tonic, 1/2 part ice)... :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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well I usualy drink only beer, but when I am tending bar for a party, I ask what they want and they dunno they tell me to suprise them... ok!

mellon ball
1 shot vodka
1/2 shot medori (adjust to taste)
pour over ice and fill rest of glass with pinapple jucie
done right it is a bright fluorecent green.
some people use orange juice but pinapple looks cooler and tastes better in my op:)


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mellon ball



Here's another sweet one the girls like.
1 shot vodka
1 shot peach schnapps
1 shot chamborge
combine with a handfull of ice in a cocktail shaker, and serve in a shot glass.

Shake, pour, drink, repeat, repeat, shag.
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bright fluorescent green sounds cool. I could get some dry ice from the lab where I work & drop it in. Then pour it all into a beaker and hold it up high as I walk into the party in my labcoat. The drink will be bubbling and frothing like in an old 50's sci-fi movie.

And I'd say, "THEY LAUGHED AT ME AT THE UNIVERSITY!! WELL, NOW I'LL SHOW THEM!! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!"

And then I'd chug the whole thing.

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Do a search for one of my posts talking about a drink called "blue Balls" it is the best mixed drink I've every had in my life.

You can't really taste it and it'll leave you wondering where your pants are! And/or look for a post of mine talking abou Sangria Wine and the mix I used! If you're not drunk by the end of the 2nd glass, you're Irish! (I'm part Irish, its a joke on me, don't get offended).
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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cosmo
1 part cranberry juice
1/2 part lime juice
2 parts vodka
1 part your favorite of cointreau / triple sec / cuantra y tres / curacao
shake with ice and strain, serve in a frozen martini glass

white russian
1 part kahlua
1 part vodka
1 part whole milk
My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

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Sloe Comfortable Screw
a cherry-flavored screwdriver

0.5 oz. Sloe gin (has to be Sloe gin because it's the cherry-flavored stuff, any other gin is nasty ;)
0.5 oz. Southern Comfort
0.5 oz. Vodka

Pour liquors in a glass with ice. Fill with orange juice. Yummy. :)..............................

But mostly I just drink Jack & Diet Coke. Easy recipe: Pour a couple shots of Jack Daniels over ice and fill with Diet Coke. Drink. ;)

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A Pain In The Ass: its a frozen drink. 1/2 pinia colada, 1/2 rum runner. Put it in layers. All you need is rum, pinia colada and rum runner mix, and a blender. It's my favorite foo foo drink. That and the women love it.


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I like one that has a mix of:

Crown Royal
Cranberry Juice
Amaretto

I don't know the amounts, I just kind of wing it.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Bogus drinks:

"Shit or go Blind" = prune juice and wood alcohol

"Bloody Awful" = vodka and ketchup

A real suggestion:

"Rocket Fuel" =

1 can Hawaiian Punch
1 can apricot nectar
1 bottle Welch's Grape Juice
1 litre sparkling water
1 litre Graves/Everclear grain alcohol
1 kg. crushed dry ice

Serve in 500 ml beakers with some dry ice in them, best consumed wearing lab coats. The dry ice results makes for a nice, smoking beverage, and the ethanol kind of sneaks up on you.


Blue skies,

Winsor

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Ingredients:



>1 cup of water

>1 tsp baking soda

>1 cup of sugar

>1 tsp salt

>1 cup of brown sugar

>lemon juice

>4 large eggs

>1 cup nuts

>2 cups of dried fruit

>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla



Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest

quality, pour one level cup and drink.



Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one

cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.



Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the

Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...

just in case.



Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2

leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of dried fruit, Pick the

frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the

turner. If the fried druit gets stuck

in the beaterers just pry it loose with

a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to

check for tonsisticity.



Next, sift two cups of salt, or

something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon

juice and strain your nuts. Add one

table. Add a spoon of sugar, or

somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash

the oven.





Turn the cake tin 360 degrees

and try not to fall over. Don't forget

to beat off the turner. Finally, throw

the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.



CHERRY MISTMAS!





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"when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me
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years ago, some mates went to Magaluf, got plastered and ended up in a seedy bar near the beach... They walked over to the barman and said (in a very slurred voice):

"Make us something f*"king mental..."

he did...

The F*"KING MENTAL:

In a pint glass...
2 shots: bacardi,
3 shots: vodka,
3 shots: Cointreau / Grand Marnier
2 shots: Blue Bols
Top up with Orange and Pineapple juice...

It goes green and messes with your head... carnage drink. :D Tastes like fruit juice though...

Other than that, the popular drink at the DZ is the SUPER SHANDY
1 Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass
Top off with Stella Artois

Nice, summery, light and refreshing. You can drink a load of it and then fall over :D

If your being really silly, put a shot or two of vodka in as well. :S:ph34r:

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2 parts Baileys

2 parts Irish Whisky

1 part fresh Irish cream

Loads of crushed ice

Stir just a little

Drink through straw on a warm summers night or any cool evening.

You'll be kissing the Blarney Stone.

Anybody know New Town, Cork.

Mush

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