sdctlc 0 #1 March 29, 2004 Got a chuckle out of this....... Scott C. Subject: FOUL LANGUAGE AT THE WORKPLACE Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers and Customers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer been tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. 5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die . 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? 18) TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. 19) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick. Thank You, Human Resources"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #2 March 29, 2004 LoL...those were pretty good...thanks for the laugh... ~R+R...Now, I need to go tell someone to fuck off (who happens to be a former co-worker)...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #3 March 29, 2004 For #11, you might also try: He's got a severe case of cranial-rectal inversion with regards to that issue. Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 March 29, 2004 Something I just thought of too: He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to deal with the situation! ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
attached 0 #5 March 29, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #6 March 29, 2004 20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdctlc 0 #7 March 29, 2004 Quote20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost The world these days is a f*cking Re-post... I DONT CARE Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #8 March 29, 2004 Hey...is this a personal attack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #9 March 29, 2004 Quote20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost LMFAO!!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CrazyIvan 0 #6 March 29, 2004 20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #7 March 29, 2004 Quote20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost The world these days is a f*cking Re-post... I DONT CARE Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 March 29, 2004 Hey...is this a personal attack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 March 29, 2004 Quote20) TRY SAYING: Oh...I've read that before INSTEAD OF: Another fucking repost LMFAO!!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
