A Tuesday Funny

[pa2themd 0]

Blind Pilots
>
>Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to
>leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff
>assures
>them that the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off.
>
>The entrance opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up
>the
>aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog,
>and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous
>laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter the cockpit, the
>door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
>nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little
>practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and
>faster
>down the runway, and the people at the windows realize that they're
>headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.
>
>As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water,
>panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts
>smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little
>sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the
>knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
>
>In the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know,
>Bob,
>one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all
>going
>to die.

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[skyedivr 0]

HAHA!

I will add a funny if that is ok.

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A group of preschoolers were trying to become accustomed to the
kindergarten.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the Sister insisted on no
babytalk!

You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER use 'Big People' words!", the
patient Sister replied.

Then the Sister asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."

"No, the Sister said, you took a ride on a TRAIN.

You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked Alex what he had done?

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the Nun said.

"What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

my power is beyond your understanding.

[piisfish 140]

Quote

"Winnie the SHIT."

BWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[pa2themd 0]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[grega 0]

"George just lucky i guess!"