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jumperconway

The Dreaded Pretzel Hold

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A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.


Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and


said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.


He'snever lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has, whatever you


do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished!"


The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the American


and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.

All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and


wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.


A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his


face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the


inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the


crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go


flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American


collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.


The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, He


asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"


The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in


that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles


right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of


strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
could."


So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"


"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!"B|:ph34r:












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