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There was a gator in the retention pond at the apartment complex I was in last year. They travel through the drainage system. Yes, they are pretty common to see around, but I haven't seen one crossing the road like that!
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because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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To eat the flamingo on the other side



Nah, here in FL they usually just go after dogs and small children. :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I have a friend with a place there (Kiawah). I have a great picture with the camera about 2 ft from the face of a mid-sized gator in the water. I had to hang from a tree to get it. Then I fell asleep sitting in the tree. No shit. I woke up for a second and wondered if the gator world bite or run if I fell in. Then I fell asleep again.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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I have a friend with a place there (Kiawah)...



Kiawah rocks! I've been going there every summer since I was born... 26 years. It's our family getaway. Beautiful island... 10 miles of beach... quiet and peaceful... and TONS of alligators! B|

When my brother was 4 years old, my mom found him in the backyard trying to feed hotdogs to an alligator. :D I think she found him just in time. B|

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My parents use to have a place in FL on a lake where the back yard was basically a mini-penninsula sticking out into the lake. After about a week there, 1 - 2 gators would show up almost daily to sun themselves. We had to put up a fence so the dog would not go in the back yard.

A few month later the animal control people came out because there were 6 gators over 5 ft in length in the same pond & they like to keep the number under 4. We got to see them wrestle w/ 2 bigguns (like that one) into a van to be "relocated".

On the drive between a center of the state town & a west coastal town, I'd regularly see them either ready to or just having crossed the road. One time I saw one far ahead sauntering cross - like he owned the place - HA.

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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I helped "relocate" a few alligators myself


VERY COOL!! In school, we were told to hold their moughs shut & hold on - if possible to get them upside down. I'm pretty sure my 120# 16 yr old self could not have done that. But who knows.

Everyone knows to run a wide zigzag line right?

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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If you are close to their tail, they can smack you with painful force. Most of the time, their bite is done to the side, not straight on. A quick flip of the neck.

They close their mouths with force, but can't open it easily. Some duct tape does the job.

They have little brains that kind of free-float. When you flip them over, it shocks their brain like a boxers punch to the jaw. They are out for 90 seconds.

They usually stand still and evaluate you without attacking. We flipped a loop of rope over their heads, then yanked it back to their hindlegs, then lifted and rolled them over.

The Fish & Wildlife people relocated nuisance gators to the cooling reservoir. "Nuisance" meant 5+ feet and bothering someones dog. For us, it meant 8+ feet and could flip our work boats. Relocation for the big ones was to the grill by using a .22 pistol. :ph34r:

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Relocation for the big ones was to the grill by using a .22 pistol


MMMM, gator meat - tasty!!

8+ ft - woh, never saw, nor want to, one of those. good for you guys for doing that job!!

your discription is pretty much what they taught us in school. that & to shuffle in the ocean so you don't step on a sting ray.

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They close their mouths with force, but can't open it easily. Some duct tape does the job.


isn't is something like 800+ lbs of force on closing & 10 on opening?

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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What's funny is that Michigan is where I go for the summer. My family has a place on Elk Lake near Traverse. I'm going for two weeks in August and will probably bring some jumpers from my DZ. We'll make a stop at Tecumseh.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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What's funny is that Michigan is where I go for the summer. My family has a place on Elk Lake near Traverse. I'm going for two weeks in August and will probably bring some jumpers from my DZ. We'll make a stop at Tecumseh.



awesome! that'll be cool as hell! we'll par-tay! :PB|

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my mom found him in the backyard trying to feed hotdogs to an alligator

No shit, there he was...;)
I would have liked to see the look on her face...

Been to Kiawah once, quite some Gators there. Nice place though.
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From the edge you just see more.
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Relocation for the big ones was to the grill by using a .22 pistol


MMMM, gator meat - tasty!!

Tastes like chicken! But what I want to know if it tastes like chicken, why not just eat chicken, a whole lot easier to catch and prepare, and you don't have leftovers for 6 weeks.

When they sent the baiter out to capture my mothers pet aligator, I asked her, "did they sent the apprentice, or the master,,,baiter?"
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I doesn't tast exactly like chicken :P. It's a bit tougher, but w/ more flavor.

I don't like chicken - it tastes dirty [:/].

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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Nah, here in FL they usually just go after dogs and small children.



REALLY?! does that get heard of very often? :S[:/]>:(

Never seen a gator in real life, in my whole life! ;):D

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