Deuce 1 #1 April 7, 2004 Yeah! My skybirthday! On my first skydive I landed a mile from the dropzone amidst a herd of cows. Today, after much gnashing of teeth my Ex (yeah!) employer finally bit the bullet and fired me. First time in my life I've been fired. It's liberating. I can credit being fired to doing my job well. Whistleblowing pays. Exactly $800 a month in unemployment. Gotta go. Got a world record to break. JP Kelly, MPA Camera flier Bay Area Skydiving, Byron, CA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 April 7, 2004 OH sweetie, sorry about the job. But great on the skybirthday. I'll see ya soon to give you a real hug while we're setting a new world record.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #3 April 7, 2004 Go you! Deuce, it's been a rocky year, hasn't it? Hope this year is better, with less heartburn. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 April 7, 2004 Happy SkyBirthday! Sorry, about the job....you don't seem toooo terribly upset~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 April 7, 2004 QuoteYeah! My skybirthday! Happy Skybirthday my friend!! 4 years already? Newbie Quote Gotta go. Got a world record to break. Show them how it's done, and bring back some worldrecord juice in that suit of yours! Good luck in Florida, and keep us posted! Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 April 7, 2004 Dude... Sorry to hear about that but you seem cool wit it so... Have fun staying up late tonight and sleeping in late tomorrow Ciao baby!!Edited to add: Still on tourist status?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 April 7, 2004 I'm not upset anymore. I have a nice thorazine drip to keep me from getting excited. Onward and onward. The thrill and danger of being an executive level bureaucrat was just too much, anyway. This whole big-way skydiving thing is much less stressfull. Except for Gareth. He kind of freaks me out. He keeps wanting to provide childcare on bathnight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 April 7, 2004 So what the plan Deuce? Become a full time DZ bum?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 April 7, 2004 does this mean that the lizard is dead???? he won't be hangingout on your file cabinet anymore??? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #10 April 7, 2004 Ummm... congratulations? You did want to get fired, right? And... happy Skyb-day! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #11 April 7, 2004 Congrats Deuce!!!! glad you're finally done with that place.... oh btw.. it's onwards and upwardsI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #12 April 7, 2004 QuoteCongrats Deuce!!!! glad you're finally done with that place.... oh btw.. it's onwards and upwards Definately UPwards for Da Deuce.. up to 22000 ft for the record or something? JP, I am glad you can finally say goodbye to that place.. it will make you an ever happier man and save all your energy for your own new adventure. Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #13 April 7, 2004 Happy skybirthday to you Happy skybirthday to you Happy skybirthday dear deucey Happy skybirthday to you Sorry about the job thing, but I have faith that this is just another stepping stone for you.Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 April 7, 2004 Happy Skybirthday Deucypoo! Sorry bout your job Sounds like you retained your own integrity though so fuck em! BIG GIANT TWO STEPPIN HUG COMING YOUR WAY! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #15 April 8, 2004 Hey Deuceman! Sorry about the j.o.b. (jack-o-boss) thing. Yet you seem to be very happy about being liberated! Good for you! Happy skybirthday, too!! What a way to start the summer, 'eh?! My skybirthday is this sunday! Someday I'll tell you the liberation that came on -that- day! It turned out, in the long run, a good thing. :^) ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 April 8, 2004 Happy Skydiving Birthday Deuceman!!! I don't know whether to congratulate you on your being fired, but I know things will turn out for the best. Keep us all posted!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 April 8, 2004 Happy skybirthday, Deuce! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schwede 0 #18 April 8, 2004 You're a lucky guy.. To have the complete summer free of hazzle to have to apply for holidays for all the boogie's around the world... I hope you got away with a fat bonus and compensation package that will keep you alive for a while... HAPPY BIRTHDAYSchwede "Das Leben ist schön, nicht immer aber immer öfter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
