wzettler 0 #1 April 7, 2004 I don't think this has been posted before... Warning: kinda graphic. Do you think this is real? http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 April 7, 2004 EXCELLENT not very nice for kids though... that's not the way I kill kittens scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #3 April 7, 2004 ;o Dunno on that one.. Speaking of kitties, just gotta share this one 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 April 7, 2004 Then there's the boxed kitties... oh the memories! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 7, 2004 Is it just me or does Souleh look alot like that cat?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #6 April 7, 2004 wonder if there is a program for muh car to do that? my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #7 April 7, 2004 Shhh, I told you to keep it a secret! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elfanie 0 #8 April 7, 2004 oh gawd... that's just..twisted! That can't be real... gawd, I hope it's not real. Please don't let it be real.. that's nasty. -------------------------------------------- Elfanie My Skydiving Page Fly Safe - Soft Landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #9 April 7, 2004 If the cat really did get his head cut off, then wouldn't there be more, um, blood?=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 April 7, 2004 ROFLMAO!!!!! That was freakin hysterical. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 April 7, 2004 Not neccessarily in a "Pinch" wound - the skin would be compressed and act as it's own bandage. My guess is that after the severed neck portion of the cat hit the ground the seal would have been broken and then the feline would have bled out. Ok - it's bullshit - buit it sounded good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #12 April 7, 2004 QuoteNot neccessarily in a "Pinch" wound - the skin would be compressed and act as it's own bandage. My guess is that after the severed neck portion of the cat hit the ground the seal would have been broken and then the feline would have bled out. Even in that case I would at least expect to see some amount of redness dripping off the car. Oh well, I think that we are going to have to do some field tests to test our hypothesis....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 April 7, 2004 QuoteOh well, I think that we are going to have to do some field tests to test our hypothesis.... we could use a piece of 1/2" plate welded on a bumper and just back up into a wall.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #14 April 7, 2004 Excellent point Turtle. However, I do wonder if a cats head would pop off so easily, with the skin separating clean (like in the video) and not tearing uneavenly. One might never know unless one tries it for himself. Purely in the name of science I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #15 April 7, 2004 well thats a fine example of curiosity killing the catif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #16 April 7, 2004 Am I the only one that thinks this is extremely sick and disturbing?If you really want to see mangled and mistreated animals.......try volunteering at an animal shelter,you will more than get your fill there....I guarantee!Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #17 April 7, 2004 I definitely think its not cool if its real. I just question if its real or not because I would think that Ford wouldn't actually make a commercial where they really killed an animal. I was thinking that there was some sort of UK humor there or something not to be taken too seriously...but thats just my opinion... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vpozzoli 0 #18 April 7, 2004 Definitely fake. You could never "train" a real cat into acting out such a complex scene. The most you can get a cat to do on camera is run towards some food or milk, that is only if it thinks it was gonna to anyway and it's not actually taking orders from anyoneI think they got the idea for the clip from "Christine". Vale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #19 April 7, 2004 Poor kitty.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 April 7, 2004 QuoteExcellent point Turtle. However, I do wonder if a cats head would pop off so easily, with the skin separating clean (like in the video) and not tearing uneavenly. One might never know unless one tries it for himself. Purely in the name of science One might hypothesize that the motor in the Sun roof had been modified in such a way as to accomplish such a feat. I believe the R&D department has a Great Job!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #21 April 7, 2004 QuoteI don't think this has been posted before... Warning: kinda graphic. Do you think this is real? Not real. BUt I do love cats. They're great in a stir-fry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #22 April 7, 2004 The Ford Sportka A sunroof so tight that it could cleanly lop your cats head off. With a sunroof like that I wouldn't worry about noise pollution I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #23 April 7, 2004 P.S. Anyone have the pic of the guy holding a .357 Magnum to the kitten's head, saying " or I shoot the ***king cat!"?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #24 April 7, 2004 I love it! Ford would be chastized to no end if they did something like that here in the US. I remember the first intro commercial for the "Sport Ka" where the bird gets booted by the car's hood. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 April 7, 2004 So is it against environmentalists, Peta, or is it that it's just funny as fuq? and boasts an attitude? But these - these cars are better!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites