chopchop 0 #1 April 8, 2004 I just noticed.. even peeing.. It takes me app. 1 min. 30 sec. to go into the bathroom, unzip, haul out Moby, take a leak, put it all away, rinse my hands and exit the bathroom.. How do I know? I put food in the microwave just before I went in adn it was still cooking. BUT! when I am supervising union labor.. and THEY need to go to the bathroom, they always come back 25 minutes later saying they sure drank a lot of coffee this morning.. The unions are affecting their urinal tracts I think. What other reason could it be? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #2 April 8, 2004 Quote BUT! when I am supervising union labor.. and THEY need to go to the bathroom, they always come back 25 minutes later saying they sure drank a lot of coffee this morning.. The unions are affecting their urinal tracts I think. What other reason could it be? The unions have weight restrictions and all that, there is only so much weight they are allowed to handle in a certain amount of time.. They probably go over quota when they whip it out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #3 April 8, 2004 "Moby"??? LMFAO! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #4 April 8, 2004 Sure, the posting is funny now and definitely Bonfire material. But you should see what's happening at over at the Speaker's Corner on that topic. If it escalates, I'm running. don't let those guys hear what you're talking about, you'll get a lead pipe across your shins You know, I sharpened this stick and put the hamburger on it and stuck it in the Bonfire. But it keeps falling into the fire. Someone want to order pizza? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 April 8, 2004 Quote don't let those guys hear what you're talking about, you'll get a lead pipe across your shins he Bill, are you posting a teaser in the other thread? Watch out or I'll have to kick you in the chin again when you come out and play ha ha.. It was meant funny, I know there are all sorts of rules in the unions and they are there for a reason.. To protect the people, unfortunately they hurt business sometimes.... It's all about were your priorities are. Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #6 April 8, 2004 I think that Unions are the best thing for this country. Too bad that Some union employees have taken advantage of the rights afforded to them. I'm in a Union.. The Seafarers international union, We give my industry pride. Aw Hell, I got to take a leak.. I'll be back in 25 mins. I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #7 April 8, 2004 that's cool.. and really, I am pretty accepting of the unions.. it sometimes bugs me though.. last week, I had to hire union labor through a third party at the convention center here in SF and it was $101.50 an hour for straight time.. It cost me a hundred bucks (5 jump tickets) for the 2 of them to take a leak! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 April 8, 2004 QuoteIt was meant funny, I know there are all sorts of rules in the unions and they are there for a reason..To protect the people, unfortunately they hurt business sometimes.... It's all about were your priorities are. now now, none of that, this is the Bonfire. I'm trying to swing another Cali trip, but winter is almost over now. If I was a better sit flyer, then people wouldn't need to protect their knees from my out of control chin. as it is, it might not be until fall before I really push a biz trip out west. The next trip I'm being more social and much earlier. Also, shouldn't I wait until your entire Skydiving social circle heals? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #9 April 8, 2004 Quote The next trip I'm being more social and much earlier. Also, shouldn't I wait until your entire Skydiving social circle heals? OUCH.. that was a hard hit right there.. See you in a couple of months then, and all of NorCal will be back up for you to fly into with your chin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #10 April 8, 2004 It'll be fun jumping with you again Bill.. Lany and I were looking at her tandem pics again this morning.. Remember chasing those flapping arms around trying to dock? Maybe by the time you get back out, Shannon will be healed and Skye and Lany will be licensed skydivers.. Now.. back to the union piss.. I wonder how much piss was created for my hundred bucks... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 April 8, 2004 QuoteIt'll be fun jumping with you again Bill.. Lany and I were looking at her tandem pics again this morning.. Remember chasing those flapping arms around trying to dock? Maybe by the time you get back out, Shannon will be healed and Skye and Lany will be licensed skydivers.. Now.. back to the union piss.. I wonder how much piss was created for my hundred bucks... If you are patient, skip the union and send me a hundred bucks. I'll ship direct to your office a couple milk jugs full. Here in the schticks of Minnesota we have to save it all winter until the outhouses thaw out. Edit: That was the most jinky tandem I've ever chased. And I've chased at least a couple hundred. You fly good. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #12 April 8, 2004 QuoteIf you are patient, skip the union and send me a hundred bucks. I'll ship direct to your office a couple milk jugs full. Here in the schticks of Minnesota we have to save it all winter until the outhouses thaw out. Edit: That was the most jinky tandem I've ever chased. And I've chased at least a couple hundred. You fly good. Dayum.. a couple of milkjugs full.. Sounds like a bargain to me.. I prolly only got a quart or so... Thanks for the compliment.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #13 April 8, 2004 Quote It takes me app. 1 min. 30 sec. to go into the bathroom, unzip, haul out Moby, take a leak, put it all away, rinse my hands and exit the bathroom.. I hope you do more than rinsing or else OSHA and the union will be on your assTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
